Notices by Matthew Inman (oatmeal@mastodon.social)

A funeral for voicemail

Now is your moment to shine 🌞🌚

Celestial events

All the time

Forbidden love.

Battery drain

Good morning. You look like you could use a little therapy today.

(P.s. If you get a good one, post it below.)

https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_disneyland&a=a_strapon&t=t_police_helicopters

Hi. It's me. The Oatmeal guy.

I coded a word-guessing game.

Here’s how it works:
- Every day for the next month, I’m going to upload a word. Your job is to guess what it is.

- You can ask for clues, but they cost points. Try to use as few of them as possible.

- After thirty days, the game will end.

- The game starts right now. Share your scores in the comments.

https://theoatmeal.com/wordy

-The Oatmeal

P.S. I recommend starting with the “visual clue.” It’s usually a funny drawing.

This is from a larger comic about creativity: https://theoatmeal.com/comics/creativity_things

Hi Mastodon! I built a random comic generator that makes horrible comics about therapy. It's NSFW and, well .. horrible. If you generate a good one, post it in the comments.
https://theoatmeal.com/therapist

I'm considering turning this into a card game, similar to Cards Against Humanity, What Do You meme, Joking. Hazard, etc. Does this sound interesting to anyone? I'm collecting emails to see if there's enough interest. Sign up here. (I won't spam you, I'll just send a one-time email when it's ready) http://eepurl.com/ihyYlj

How to be a dog in two easy steps

This feels appropriate for the second thing I've ever posted to mastodon.

This seems like an appropriate first comic for mastodon.