An elected official stands on a podium in front of a huge crowd and says we’ve done it we’ve achieved world peace. “And every single person on earth is happy. The crowd cheers then the announcer says one more thing “one other quick announcement the owner of the hello Kitty IP recently stated that hello Kitty is not actually a cat. She’s a human girl who simply looks like a cat“the crowd is silent for moment, then irrupt into a total bloodbath of cartage, screaming, fighting and mayhem.
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