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(barely listening) mike tyson is gonna kick the shit outta rand paul

who up swearing oaths to they're worm

actually this is the median consumer

empirically stinky kitten. she walks past the air purifier and it kicks on its highest setting

buffering...

pov you're about to get got

oh it's gonna be like THIS

stinker detected

flora just killed a nefarious bedroom spider!

pov you are awake

biblical

"average cat eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actually just statistical error. average cat eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Flora, who lives under my bed & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

flora thinks it's fucked up that stinky kittens get baths

she is sassy and soft now and smells much better. and also she killed two more spiders tonight

advanced digital re-creation of flora's morning

can't believe we have a cat who pulls her weight

flora has graduated to hassling this WHOLE ASS SLUG that somehow squeezed into the office

sleepy

got a new creature. everybody meet Flora

joe biden you must require that every concert venue puts a slingshot guy in the rafters to take potshots at people who are being too annoying. only then will you win the presidency