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sleepy

got a new creature. everybody meet Flora

joe biden you must require that every concert venue puts a slingshot guy in the rafters to take potshots at people who are being too annoying. only then will you win the presidency

this will create jobs (slingshot guys, slingshot factory workers)

qualifying behavior includes:
- filming more than 15 seconds of video on your phone
- doing anything with your phone at max brightness
- harmonizing on quiet solos

NASA please deorbit the ISS into DC

@Ed_Carley and yet the ISS hitting DC would result in more measurable good than your 21k subscriber newsletter

@Ed_Carley maybe someday I'll be a serious enough person to begin sentences with the phrase "as a semi successful substacker"

aww, he blocked me 😢

die hard is actually a german movie, you can tell from the villain (hans gruber) and the title (german for "the hard")

casey update: hollering like a gremlin, but doing this when observed

oh my god the oregon zoo tweeted maple's baby pictures

lookit

sexual tire swing

interrupted a standoff on my walk this evening

@Gargron yeah, historically they take a break around the holiday but they apparently didn't do that this year. they did caution that review could take longer dec 23-27, so maybe there was a big queue a few days prior and it's still in the pipe?

https://developer.apple.com/news/?id=xpkhwg3l

it has been a minute since i posted a sleepy casey, so here is a sleepy casey