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this will create jobs (slingshot guys, slingshot factory workers)

qualifying behavior includes:
- filming more than 15 seconds of video on your phone
- doing anything with your phone at max brightness
- harmonizing on quiet solos

NASA please deorbit the ISS into DC

@Ed_Carley and yet the ISS hitting DC would result in more measurable good than your 21k subscriber newsletter

@Ed_Carley maybe someday I'll be a serious enough person to begin sentences with the phrase "as a semi successful substacker"

aww, he blocked me 😢

die hard is actually a german movie, you can tell from the villain (hans gruber) and the title (german for "the hard")

casey update: hollering like a gremlin, but doing this when observed

oh my god the oregon zoo tweeted maple's baby pictures

lookit

sexual tire swing

interrupted a standoff on my walk this evening

@Gargron yeah, historically they take a break around the holiday but they apparently didn't do that this year. they did caution that review could take longer dec 23-27, so maybe there was a big queue a few days prior and it's still in the pipe?

https://developer.apple.com/news/?id=xpkhwg3l

it has been a minute since i posted a sleepy casey, so here is a sleepy casey