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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 00:51:17 JST
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don't be alarmed, i am just in my lifeboats :) -
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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 13-May-2026 05:32:39 JST
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@pwm @maid may god have mercy on your soul. at least you don't have a lifted/squatted truck -
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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 12-May-2026 13:17:58 JST
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@hfaust the women percentage is so much higher than the man percentage so clearly lesbian marriage accounts for 10% of all marriage -
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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 12-May-2026 05:13:45 JST
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@prettygood i have my electronic workbench so occasionally people will complement me on it when it has a literal pile of random components and stuff in the middle and internally i'm just like "lmfao if you only knew" -
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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 12-May-2026 05:13:15 JST
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@prettygood oh, do tell :eyebrowwiggle: -
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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 12-May-2026 04:59:35 JST
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@prettygood I really do have golden handcuffs because this never happens here -
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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 12-May-2026 04:51:43 JST
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i like my remote job because i can sit in my snoopy blanket and nobody is the wiser -
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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 12-May-2026 03:01:10 JST
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i used to think the science guys were kinda gay but they all have really nice wives, so maybe they were onto something -
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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 11-May-2026 02:38:27 JST
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@kaia it's suuuuuper popular in asian culture. tons of asian parties will sing on the home karaoke machine as one of the common activities but there are also karaoke venues like in anime and such -
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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 11-May-2026 02:18:08 JST
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sorry i just realized that most people on fedi probably don't know about https://www.ponylang.io/ yet -
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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 10-May-2026 15:31:01 JST
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i was so fuckin done i literally pulled out and plugged in my heated blanket. fuck this im gonna be WARM through technology In conversation from shitposter.world permalink -
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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 10-May-2026 15:15:58 JST
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i like taking solace in the fact that i am like that quirky side character that shows up for like a couple chapters, harasses the main character, has some nice moments, and then leaves again. but usually in style on a motorcycle. maybe i should lean into the more In conversation from shitposter.world permalink -
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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 10-May-2026 15:15:57 JST
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@newmodel I showed up to @pwm's house and forced him to make me a sandwich In conversation from gnusocial.jp permalink -
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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 10-May-2026 07:13:43 JST
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hehehehehe decided to go on a top secret long distance mission on my motorcycle :sunglasses_cowboy: In conversation from shitposter.world permalink -
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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 10-May-2026 06:01:00 JST
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i bought some crystals today this is gonna be my next arc i'm gonna be one of those crystal girls In conversation from shitposter.world permalink -
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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 10-May-2026 06:00:46 JST
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@rapedinmysleep @lain so true. but i'm a taoist, who do i marry my good sir In conversation from shitposter.world permalink -
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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 09-May-2026 22:30:20 JST
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@kaia straights arguing about dicks while the lesbians actually date tomboys In conversation from shitposter.world permalink -
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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 09-May-2026 12:29:18 JST
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trauma cleanse for veterans: when you have too much trauma, so we'll create more trauma to flush the bad trauma toxins from your body and replace it with the good traumas instead! we only use 100% natural traumas created by goth gfs with ethically sourced nose rings and personality disorders In conversation from shitposter.world permalink -
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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 09-May-2026 05:59:23 JST
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@prettygood probably In conversation from shitposter.world permalink -
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shibao (shibao@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 09-May-2026 02:45:16 JST
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@georgia @subnetter @Critias i had some tofu that tasted exactly like fish from a buddhist temple once, it was so crazy. i've never really heard much about trying to find similar things in the west In conversation from shitposter.world permalink