Notices by Disa (justdisa@shota.house)

@RehnyNytes256 @icedquinn@blob.cat We have one of the smaller plague doctor! Those are huge! :eyeshake:

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life Happy, potentially Early Birthday!!!

Cherrypick told me it was today, but in my timezone it's tomorrow...but Happy Birthday Regardless! Assuming the date listed on your profile is accurate.

@RehnyNytes256 @guresuke@shpposter.club We call this after effect. "Pepperbutt" in our house.

@RehnyNytes256 Hello Rehnsturm Frensturm! Hope you are well.

I had a thought of a silly parody/joke website.

It'd be a site set up like a supplement store, it wouldn't actually sell anything. It'd just have various fake products with packaging of the fake brand on them, done up real nice to look legit. But all the "supplements" would just be various hard drugs, but the description would be worded like a supplement.

"Want to kick that nasty coffee habit, but still want to wake up bright eyed and bushy tailed? Our new amphetamine supplement might be just what you're looking for! Reports say amphetamines are well over 100x more potent than an average cup of coffee, and all without having any caffeine! Perfect for those wanting to kick their nasty caffeine habit, though might not be great for those wanting to ditch a habit all together. You know what they say, with amphetamines, you can never have just one! 😋"

@hazlin@shortstacksran.ch That last ingredient. :vomit:

Recently sent out a package, and I was worried I accidentally printed out the wrong shipping label. And there was no way for me to physically verify, cause it's already been sent out.

So, I went to the print jobs for my printer, and it didn't show me the images I printed, but It did show me the size of the images. And the image I printed recently was 1kb larger than the one I had printed last time, so I can confirm based on literally 1kb difference that I did infact print the correct label.

Funny how things like that work out.

@nyanide@lab.nyanide.com 5 minute speed run LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

My brother sent me a political alignment quiz today. Thing is I am a total shotaist, so naturally the quiz broke and self-destructed.

@hazlin@shortstacksran.ch @TheBloodWraith@shota.house @RehnyNytes256@shota.house Alright Hazlin. sounds good. xD I don't wanna force you to take the silly quiz if you don't want to. So I accept your self-administered test results.

:ai_dance: I do things sometimes! :ai_dance:
:webstorm: :krita: :blender: :terminal: :blazium: :unity: :csharp: :java:

I just watched an hour and 40 minute video about an old device that I have no use for and know nobody who would ever have any use for it.


And I liked it. :eyeshake:

Hold up, on Cherrypick you can set a message to send people when they follow you?

:eyes_fidgeting:

@jtturtle Settings -> Profile -> Message when you are followed. :anya_salute:

@jtturtle Yep, there seem to be a lot of settings like that. The primary developer of Cherrypick is Japanese, and Misskey (the software it's based on) is also a Japanese software. So I imagine some of these settings names/locations have to do with difficulties in translation.

Hold up, you can set a message to send people when they follow you on Cherrypick?

:eyes_fidgeting:

Welcome to all the new users joining The Shota House! I love having you here and I hope you enjoy your time!

Let me know if there's absolutely anything you need! I'd be happy to assist as best I am able!~

@jtturtle He must master the art of cumbending!

@jtturtle If you can control their penis, you can control their mind. :skil_evil:

Unlike on other platforms, on fedi hashtags actually do something. They are sorta like groups that allow for extra visibility and will allow for people looking for the content to find your post easier.

#DisasTips