Notices by Existential Comics (existentialcomics@mastodon.social)

Starting to actually think that the United States might be cursed.

Is there any chance whatsoever that we accidentally built it on top of an Indian burial ground??

Everything is dishwasher safe if you aren't a coward.

A lot of people are confused by how someone so seemingly stupid as Elon Musk could become the richest person in the world, so they come up with all sorts of theories about how he must be secretly smart.

Allow me to explain: the world is stupid too.

Make sure to get the most out of each day. For example, today I took a nap, but then I realized I still had more productive hours left in the day, so I took a SECOND nap.

Never.
Stop.
Hustling.

Software engineers are so lazy these days. They just want to have ChatGPT tell them the answer. Back in my day we copy and pasted the answer from Stack Overflow BY HAND, and we didn't complain.

Yes, 2025 isn't looking like it will be a great year. Right wing authoritarianism is rising. Global warming continues unabated. The world is as fractured as ever.

But at least we can count on one positive thing: it is the Year of Linux Desktop.

Why major in philosophy?
- can be smug after only 2-3 classes
- only major where you finish knowing less than when you started
- generally better beards than psychology
- can't find a job, but then again what even is a job?

Time Traveling Intellectuals -
https://existentialcomics.com/comic/585