Notices by Chad (Daddy) :bookit: (chad@retro.pizza)

We finally did it. Ladies and everyone: AGI

https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/22/you-can-no-longer-google-the-word-disregard/

If anybody has an old working Macintosh and the free time to enjoy it, I am interested in acquiring those things

Introducing the Domino’s Dead Man’s Switch™️: just save your favorite pizza and a payment method, and unless you tell us what you’re having for dinner instead before 5:30p, we’ll take care of it.

@Fragglemuppet writing in “celeriac”

so I was thinking about making a post where I go “Spider-Dad, Spider-Dad” and then end with a fact about spider reproduction.

If, like me from just a short couple of minutes ago, you do not know anything about spider reproduction: stay that way.

wish I could take better bird pictures. here are some ‘alae ‘ula we met during a work day at a park with my wife’s hālau hula.

Dear every company,

I would like to unsubscribe from all marketing emails.

Thank you

They said I get paid bi-weekly but they meant semi-monthly so now I’m outraged until Monday.

My baby only likes it when I carry her like lumber

From the person who brought you that post you liked, it’s: a fairly aggressive edit of that post you liked!

Verify you are human, said the machine, and do this thricely before your bank accounts will I show to thee

Your outie owns many well-intentioned domain names.

Here's the code you requested:

783 102 567

This code does not expire. I will never ask you for this code. Do not share this code with anyone, even me, no matter how much I beg and plead. This code must be leashed when taken to public parks. Do not get this code wet.

Anybody remember when we logged on to see fun stuff

veterinarian: Here are some pills to help your cat be less stressed. You have to capture him, pin him down, and shove one down his throat twice a day. Let me know if you see any improvement!

who else profen their ibu

When you call Pixelfed an “Instagram alternative” you misunderstand that Instagram is not a photo-sharing app for people anymore.

If you have a lot of active friends, you can spend maybe 5 minutes catching up on their stories. Then you can spend hours watching algorithmically-targeted, attention-stealing ads as “Content.”

Instagram is YouTube for Kids for Parents. It’s mass brainless preoccupation.

Pixelfed actually is a place for people to share photos.

convicted melon

I haven’t gained weight; I’m enlarged to show detail.

The only way to stop a bad guy with an exploding cybertruck is a good guy with another exploding cybertruck