Notices by miss ana vampires 🧛‍♀️ :vheart_fuck_yes: (ana@starlite.rodeo)

telling all my haters "it's just a tool!" but they won't stop criticizing my plan to plow my fields using many small nuclear weapons

people say the fediverse runs on activitypub, but actually the fediverse runs on the tenuous web of mutual trust created between all of its participants, and activitypub is but the clumsy messenger

golden eggs are valuable WHY mf :goose_honk:

they built a machine to make false things true and they spent so many billions of dollars on their machine to make false things true but it didn't work. it didn't work at all and false things still aren't true

too bad for the people who spent the last few months developing ai workflows that are now completely unworkable with no alternatives

coulda just listened to the moral and ethical arguments against though

or if that doesn't work the people who looked at the underlying economics and accurately predicted massive price hikes

or the fact that you're willingly deskilling yourself by buying in

or the fact that it just doesn't work very well at all

not too much sympathy here actually

per token llm pricing has come to my work and i had to try really hard not to laugh at all the people who burned through their months allotment in a single day. corporate ai is cooked, it's extremely done now

why did they call them "ai datacenters" when they could have called them "slopping malls"

capitalism has created the perfect villain in datacenters. massive resource usage, incompatible with any other activity, and zero discernible benefits to anyone. no notes

@ireneista they're constantly telling on themselves and don't have the self-awareness to realize it

AGI: a theoretical superintelligence better than humans at nearly any task (being my wife)

"intelligence" is the scientific measure of how much someone else agrees with my opinions

and how will you recognize this "AGI" when you invent it, hmm?

"it will instantly realize the correctness of all my opinions and arguments and then congratulate me for being so smart"

oh, ok

increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them

middle aged dudes when the chatbot whispers sweet nothings to them about how smart they are:

"is this an intelligent woman?" 🫴🏼 🦋

middle age dudes all suddenly understand pronouns and are ok with transition when it comes time to refer their chatbots as "she/her"

"i've now got an ai assistant running for me 24/7 and now i don't know how i'd do anything without it" omg omg you say that like it's a good thing that's going to end well for you

these people are real and grifting with "ai bootcamps" right now

if it gave you superpowers i think it would be more obvious, but all you've done is relinquished control of your critical thinking to a giant corporation that only wants to extract rent from you

oh you didn't make any of your slides yourself. you're proud of this too. not sure if it shows because i'm not paying attention to them now

"code is easy now" counterpoint, no code is not easy you are just choosing to view maintenance and reliability and everything the llm can't do as an externality that somehow doesn't matter. code is still very hard