Notices by UnclePJ (unclepj@beige.party)

I’m starting to get tired of taking care of myself. It’s like every day with this nonsense…

Did you know that if you replace your morning cup of coffee with green tea, you will lose up to 87% of the fucking joy in life?

@Tim_McTuffty @actuallyautistic Evening Sir McTuffty! 😁🤙

Thanks for the well wishes. Her hand is… swollen. She has two pins holding her thumb in place. It’s messy! 😫

I can bake, as in “a cake from a box” kind of baking. It just so interesting looking!

Better luck on the nuts next time! Isn’t that what they say? 😂

@Tim_McTuffty @actuallyautistic Thanks, mate! 😄🤙

She’s a trooper. She hardly even takes the pain meds they gave her. She has something against sleeping, like it’s a waste of her day. Odd bird, is Auntie PJ!

As for cooking, that’s what timers are for, if you can remember to use them. I don’t need them, really. Bake for 28 minutes? *looks at clock* Ok, out at 5:47 PM. Got it. Then I check the time often until it’s time to take it out of the oven. I guess I have that going for me! 😂

Hope your day is pleasant and warm. Pat those kitties for me! 🐈⬛ 🐈

@Tim_McTuffty @actuallyautistic Well, that’s out of my realm of expertise! ND/NT membrawhozit?

@Tim_McTuffty @actuallyautistic Sounds like a pleasant day, then. Glad!

I have to save for months in order to afford a trip to Costco… luck! 🤭

@Tim_McTuffty @actuallyautistic Thanks! Looks like a nice sunny and somewhat balmy-8°C today. I might put on some shorts and a tube top, grab some rays! 😂

Luck on the Costco trip! It’s a sweets minefield…

@Tim_McTuffty @actuallyautistic Sounds like a productive trip. You HAVE to buy something naughty, or what’s the point? Did you pick up a tin of pecans or toasted walnuts at least?

I went out to find the sun couldn’t overcome the cold, unfortunately. I suppose I could have managed a slight sunburn if I didn’t suffer hypothermia first. 😂

Hope the rest of your day tops out well! 😃🤙

@Tim_McTuffty @actuallyautistic We did, thank you! 😄🤙

We spent the day gaming mostly. Auntie PJ had a surgery on her hand and needed regular breaks.

We’re re-re-rewatching The Great British Baking Show during our rest periods. Maybe someday the baking will catch hold here at home. Pastries seem like the most difficult thing to pull off, then bread. Proving times kind of throw me off.

As for the Costco trip, I really find it hard to believe that you, of all people, managed to resist the nuts… are you not feeling well?! 😂

@Tim_McTuffty @actuallyautistic Haha! Well, when the timer goes off you need to stop. At the very least, don’t start a task that cannot be interrupted by the timer. The timer is the king. Respect the timer! 😂

@Tim_McTuffty @actuallyautistic It was so subtle that it completely whooshed by the top of my head! 😂

What does it mean, exactly? Explain it like I was a 6 year old…

Has anyone ever tried naming their kids after other cheeses or did we all just stop at Brie?

@BeAware Are you being mistreated here?! Point me at’em! 😖

I think it’s very important to get out of the house every once in a while. It will remind you why you don’t go out.

I don’t mean to brag, but my post are enjoyed worldwide by at least 17 people.

Alright. So… something I just heard at work:

Coworker #1: You went to college, right?
Coworker #2: Yeah.
Coworker #1: Ok, well… what’s the most important real world thing you learned?
Coworker #2: Hmm. Not a a lot of stuff that applies here, but I can tell you this. Pierced nipples taste like car keys.

I had nothing to add to that, which is quite rare.

@mmu_man Is it too much to hope it was two hackers and not two printers? 😂

@mmu_man Most hackers I know have something wrong with them, even if it’s just poor posture… 😁

My life since beginning my IT career…

I've done it folks! I've moved to a new instance: beige.party

A brief #Introduction:
You'll find that I mostly post bad jokes, but I do boost and comment on a goodly amount of #uspolitics.

I like to have good conversations, so if you comment on one of my posts, you'll very likely find some kind of a response and at the very least, a favorite. The latter only happens when something goes awry in either my life or with the post in question.

I look forward to interacting with you all!