Notices by beatrix bitrot (bea@glitch.social)

i'm starting to think it's kind of bad that my phone does the same thing when someone i care about says something to me, and when an evil machine in the cloud somewhere decides it's time to 'activate' me

@bb

the situation with america is creating favourable conditions for a rapid increase in canadian smugness

if left unchecked this could result in a canadian smugness criticality event

if you feel or hear a sudden blast of unjustified self satisfaction, or see a bright flash of red and white, even with your eyes closed

do not panic
do your part to help!

find your nearest canadian, and if they are not already apologizing, do your best to make them!

canada is a despicable clown country

thank you

@bb it's in good company!

"The results show that CUMS evoked prolonged immobility."

see now that's how you write a paper

the other day someone said to me

"AI is like a djinn."

and i've just been sort of rolling that around in my mind

can't believe my most boosted post is about software development of all things and i now regret my words and deeds

so help me fix this situation by boosting this post instead:

send me your favorite lesbian erotica! and don't hold back on the dank stuff! dm me if you don't want to post it publicly! i don't give a fuck! let's go!

@bob_zim @Sylvhem yeah it is used as a case study when teaching about professional ethics in software development, maybe especially in Canada, since it was a Canadian machine? i actually have no idea how well known it is elsewhere.

ended up saying "bro PLEASE tell me you know about the Therac-25" out loud at work so i think i experienced at least one new emotion today

can anybody tell me if the "fediverse" is a good place to post your Ls?

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