the situation with america is creating favourable conditions for a rapid increase in canadian smugness
if left unchecked this could result in a canadian smugness criticality event
if you feel or hear a sudden blast of unjustified self satisfaction, or see a bright flash of red and white, even with your eyes closed
do not panic
do your part to help!
find your nearest canadian, and if they are not already apologizing, do your best to make them!
canada is a despicable clown country
thank you