Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I still worship a large goat statue
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Oct-2024 09:26:59 JST donni saphire -
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 10-Oct-2024 16:21:07 JST donni saphire Opposites don’t really attract, or else we’d all fall in love with small rocks
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 07-Oct-2024 13:19:59 JST donni saphire Life is short. Tickle a statue. Watch in horror as that statue comes to life. Run from the statue
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Sep-2024 03:30:01 JST donni saphire The inventor of news was like ”We need daily sadness updates”
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 12-Sep-2024 10:49:57 JST donni saphire All the worst people are pissed off, which is nice
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 31-Aug-2024 16:46:44 JST donni saphire I'm just an idiot, standing in front of an open freezer door, wondering why I'm cold all of a sudden
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 19:53:07 JST donni saphire I’m calm in a crisis and at absolutely no other time
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 05:41:17 JST donni saphire I will not rest until my work is done or I get even a tiny bit tired or bored
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 02-Aug-2024 12:09:38 JST donni saphire No offense, but I think all the bad guys should knock it off
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-2024 15:03:29 JST donni saphire Your brain is a squishy freak who hides out in the dark
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jul-2024 10:23:55 JST donni saphire DOCTOR: This condition shouldn’t stop you from living a normal life
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2024 06:20:28 JST donni saphire I hope everyone is wearing a shirt they enjoy wearing. No one should have to suffer for their shirt
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Jun-2024 07:38:13 JST donni saphire Speak softly, carry a cool stick, show the awesome stick to everyone, the whole world loves the stick
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jun-2024 12:10:18 JST donni saphire Imagine changing your life. Cool! Now, imagine a unicorn with machine gun legs
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 17-Jun-2024 20:32:17 JST donni saphire Singles in your area are rapidly multiplying. The sky grows dark. They block out the sun
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 09-Jun-2024 17:06:52 JST donni saphire There’s plenty of fish in the sea, but they only date other fish
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 09-Jun-2024 07:38:10 JST donni saphire Haven't seen a dinosaur in weeks. Starting to worry
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 07-Jun-2024 07:11:36 JST donni saphire Sorry I missed your thing, I randomly forgot about all events and situations
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 12:29:38 JST donni saphire Can’t sleep due to knowing facts and having opinions
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donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 01-Jun-2024 13:26:28 JST donni saphire If you’re reading this, you’re probably sitting, or standing, or lying down. Maybe 3 of you are falling down a well