Notices by donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)

I can’t learn about any more horrible things before bed. I’ll catch up on the new horrible things tomorrow

In these times of crisis, it’s more important than ever to have some pizza

Everything happens for a reason. Often a stupid reason that makes no sense

I hate it when things happen and situations occur

You HAVEN’T been crushed in the grinding gears of societal decay? Must be nice

I hope this email flings you against a wall

If there’s one thing I know for sure, that’s not enough. I need to know more things

There is nothing to fear except all the very reasonable things to fear

Be the weird yet cool older version of yourself you always hoped you’d become

I try to calm down at least once a day for 30 seconds or so

Sorry I missed you (hid under my desk). Maybe we could meet up later! (If I don’t hear you coming)

My biggest pet peeve are the sudden collapse of everything, and squeaky doors

Do you support the people destroying everything? Or do you support the people who won’t stop them

LIFE HACK: Every day, continue to exist

I’m skeptical but hopeful, like a squirrel in an Arby’s dumpster

Going to bed as soon as I read 17 more things that will infuriate me

Hotel California is probably my favorite song about a weird hotel

My hero is the little napkin that hides away in a pocket only to explode gloriously in the washing machine

Remember, you are a good person. You are valid. You are definitely not finishing the rest of your tasks today

“You’re a pal and a confidante,” I tell the squirrel on my porch, who appears to be startled by this news