Notices by donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)

There is nothing to fear except all the very reasonable things to fear

Be the weird yet cool older version of yourself you always hoped you’d become

I try to calm down at least once a day for 30 seconds or so

Sorry I missed you (hid under my desk). Maybe we could meet up later! (If I don’t hear you coming)

My biggest pet peeve are the sudden collapse of everything, and squeaky doors

Do you support the people destroying everything? Or do you support the people who won’t stop them

LIFE HACK: Every day, continue to exist

I’m skeptical but hopeful, like a squirrel in an Arby’s dumpster

Going to bed as soon as I read 17 more things that will infuriate me

Hotel California is probably my favorite song about a weird hotel

My hero is the little napkin that hides away in a pocket only to explode gloriously in the washing machine

Remember, you are a good person. You are valid. You are definitely not finishing the rest of your tasks today

“You’re a pal and a confidante,” I tell the squirrel on my porch, who appears to be startled by this news

I miss the way things used to be, also terrible but less scary

Life is mostly just freaking out for no good reason, then once in awhile you freak out for a very good reason

You can't run from the truth. Or hungry bears. And don't even think about running from bears who are hungry for truth

Remember to calm down once or twice a day for like 30 seconds

By the age of 30, you should be friends with several local ducks

Too many people fall in love and not enough people fall into a bottomless pit

Sure, getting loud and angry is important, but don’t forget about seething quietly