Notices by donni saphire (donni@mastodon.social)

Keep honking, I’m enjoying the gorgeous sound of your honking

Maybe your brain is mean to you because it has a crush on you

Be as nice to yourself as you would be to a sleepy dog or a hopeful alien

Being an adult means that sometimes your back hurts and other times a different part of your back hurts

Live like a toddler, galloping merrily around until bedtime, laughing for no reason, mysterious dirt on your feet

Other people my age are alarmingly old

The bed should go to ME for once. Why must I take the initiative

It would be nice if things stopped getting rapidly shittier for a bit

Time for bed, where I will quietly reflect on all who have wronged me

Sick of always confronting the forces of evil. Sometimes I just want to chill

Every night I read about 10-15 new horrors and then lie down for a relaxing rest

Living well is the best revenge, although actually getting revenge is also pretty good

Tired of living through the craziest year in recent history year after year

I hate it when I get to the store to buy groceries and realize I forgot to have generational wealth

All I need is a good night’s sleep and a vastly improved society

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a secret battle against tiny invisible elves

Doing the bare minimum without giving up is fine sometimes, and maybe even good

Living through massive episodes of global chaos and still worrying my dumb little worries

I am in bed at a reasonable hour. However, I will not sleep until a very unreasonable hour

I feel pretty good sometimes except for my body and my mind