Notices by Bryan Elliott ? (fordiman@retro.pizza)

If your instance is having troubles, I'm sorry.

With the whole #Twexit, Mastodon's userbase has jumped from about half a million in October to 7 million as of today.

All the admins are working hard to keep the lights on, but many only become aware of the problems when they happen.

Be patient. This will resolve, and the Fediverse will be all the stronger for it.

Meanwhile, if you want to help, head to your instance's /about page, and see if they have a patreon or tip jar.

@streamofron
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haha, you said "toot"

#VideoButts

The Legend of Zelda: Butts of the Wild
Metal Rear Solid
Kirby's Epic Arse
Grand Theft Buttocks
Crisis Cheeks: Final Fundament 7
Shadow of the Gluteus
Posterior 5: Bouncing in Starlight
Nobody Saves the Rump

I seem to be doing this wrong; apparently nobody else is using synonyms?

Let's try again. #VideoButts

God of Butts: Ragnarok
BootiBooti World
The Witcher 3: Wild Butts
Immortals: Fanny Rising
Undertail
Wonderbutts 3: The Dragon's Clap
The Legend of Zelda: Butts' Awakening
Enter the Butgeon
Asster Master ZerØ
Hollow Keister

...dear god, somewhere in this 42 year old body, there's a 12 year old pulling the levers.