Notices by lenazun (lzg@mastodon.social), page 3

if you have ever tried to sharpen a creamy eyeliner pencil you know my pain

i have a very specific problem which is i have to sharpen charcoal pencils several times a day, and normal pencil sharpeners are useless at this. i need to use a blade. but i can’t travel with a knife! i keep thinking in how to smuggle a knife pass the TSA so that I can properly sharpen my pencils.

y ahora a aprender sobre el phishing https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCM-d3Mycv9/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

these rounds are annoyingly short but ok i understand fear of death

mike please clean this guy’s clock efficiently pls

i hope this fight is quick i’m sleepy

i’m sad and tired and sad

@jk i have radios! i small old man radio in the kitchen, and a crank radio in the emergency bag. but i got them online.

here https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCZQyBbRY_z/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

i will not hear SF pizza recommendations. especially not for a place with a fucking wine list. that’s not how this works.

the humble place right next to the subway stairs with an annoying multicolor neon sign and cash only, will kick ass next to anything i can get at my sad pizza desert (SF)

a thousand epic poems to NYC pizza slices.

i know being a woman is The Worst Possible Thing You Can Imagine, but maybe you can pick something else and not make it that obvious

there are so many ways to make fun of the ghouls in power and yet so quickly the joke is “this man is a woman!” and “this woman is a whore”. how incredibly original.

@nim i love it.

@igb the best

@joshuaiz there’s so many!! wild wild country, twin flames, love has won, the vow, the way down. it never ends!!

@drgroftehauge last thing we did together was buy a book at. bookstore that burned down shortly after. can’t do that!

@javier hbo breath of fire

@fifilamoura yesss