Notices by Dude 1% (one_percent@noauthority.social)

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@ILoveAmericaNews Reference the San Fran poop map, choose a restaurant in whatever area has the least.

@ILoveAmericaNews Exactly!

Inflation is simply an increasing supply of money chasing a static or decreasing supply of goods and services. The Executive branch can't do much about the money supply without the support of the Legislative branch, so... EO the shit out of whatever is restricting production of goods and services and increase the supply of such relative to the supply of dollars!

@ILoveAmericaNews Penny Defense!

@ILoveAmericaNews I have a Ketch-All trap deployed in my kitchen right now. I've caught five. I highly recommend those traps, I use them in my professional practice.

Short of that, if you use snap traps, the way to go is, traps with the biggest triggers you can find, and set them "business end" flush with the wall with no bait. Mice follow walls with their whiskers, so if you place a snap that does not smell like food in their path, they'll just try to climb over it. Snap!

@ILoveAmericaNews Gnomes you find on your lawn.

Hobbits you find under your lawn.

@ILoveAmericaNews So he'll continue to live off of tax payers.

@ILoveAmericaNews Some friends of mine are taking me out wine tasting for Vets' Day, which we've been doing every year for more than I can remember now.

They like to hunt for discounts and freebies on my behalf. 😂

@ILoveAmericaNews Oh no. What will Trump do without the support of a couple of drunken degenerates that used to appeal to 14 year old boys over a decade ago?

@EvolLove @ILoveAmericaNews It's more likely to prompt those countries that tariff our exports to drop theirs. Most places on earth need us way more than we need them.