Notices by Matt Jankowski (matt@cyber.digital-cache.cloud)

In the same way that gunslingers in the old west would determine who the victor of a dispute was by having a shootout at dawn and seeing who could grab their firearm from it's holster faster and literally shoot the other person, I'd like to see younger millennials and gen-z embrace a contest style where they see who can click "skip ads" on YouTube videos fastest, as measured from the moment the JS allows you to do so until the moment you have clicked the button to skip all of the advertisements.

Another idea for maybe the older milleniums or younger Gen-Xers ... instead of telling your children to "come home when the street lights turn on" after they've been out roaming the village all day like you did in your own childhood, you can tell them to “come home when your phone goes into dark mode”. This will be a lot more relatable for them then your quaint idea of a street light (most of which have been replaced by AI now anyway) - and they will love you more because of your keen insights!