Notices by null (nova@starflower.space)

im going to find bevis mavin

i must not mcfucking lose it. mcfucking losing it is the mind killer. mcfucking losing it is the little death that brings total obliteration

sorry about the posts

looking at websites is honestly overrated

@technomancy there's also a litl van. its different. its different!!!

when i view this image my autism goes into turbo overdrive. i become feral, gnashing and clawing at the phone screen. i imagine application of tiny vehicles towards purposes such as public transit. i ascend to the next plane of existence

what if there was a litl bus

if you're new to mastodon, the first thing you should do is go right up to the biggest, meanest kid on the playground and punch them right in the nose. this doesn't accomplish anything, since mastodon is a website for posting, but it does help pass the time

i want smaller instances with worse posts run by people who are paid more to work less and im not kidding

@technomancy yelling is a crucial part of being a human

if you say "hup" right before you lift something heavy it increases your muscle capacity by 30% #Science #Facts #Physics #Facts #Math #Facts #Biomechanics #Facts

i moved to olympia and immediately threw away all my socks

u have to be very quiet when hacking so the coputer doesn't hear you. thats why its called ssh

computer boys are really like "imagine a boot so big that logically we must start licking it now in case it might possibly exist someday"

people look at the fediverse and think "this will never gain mass adoption." they are thinking about it all wrong. fedi isn't about posts going viral or gaining market share. the goal of the fediverse is simple: to find and kill god