Notices by Challah, Head Cha-La (aratinga@xoxo.zone)

@annika i knew you’d understand

I cannot think of a single use for a Flipper Zero so why do I want one?

Hey Mastodon! Posting here, because I always do. It's normal for me to be posting here, because I love being on Mastodon! How's it going? Normal question I like to ask Mastodon, the site I'm all the time posting to. No, of course nothing else is going on that's making me come here. Why would you say something so ridiculous?

Type “The next four years will be” and let autocomplete finish it for you

The next four years will be your last and the only one you will ever finish it for me I am so sorry that you had to do this to you and I am sorry I

Of all the wrong ideas Libs and Cons hold, one of the most frustrating is the idea that an absence of Capitalism is Socialism and the absence of Socialism is Capitalism; the idea these are the only two socioeconomic models and they are diametrically opposed at all times.

Bladderpee evolved into Toiletpee

@annika NO FUCK YOU!

@clarity one time I met this ttrpg designer who hated most ttrpgs and only ever wanted to play Baker games and my g—er I mean, I love you buubie.

The more I talk to musicians, the more I get the sense that lots of them flat out do not listen to other music. What they do listen to is very narrow and limited and old. I cannot understand this behaviour or the mentality behind it. It sounds depraved as all living fuck to me.

If heterodox is the opposite of orthodox, then I think we need to start calling gay people orthosexual.

Me at the orgy like

@annika boooooooooo

Bra band extenders are transgender healthcare.

This is maybe one of the most important talks about COVID, technology, and digital media ever given.
https://xoxo.zone/@xoxo/113273230296491707

Autogynephylia is when you fuck your car.

Sometimes I will go, “Beer good! Napster bad!” And no one on Earth has the foggiest idea what tf I’m referencing.

It’s #adhdawareness month and having been recently diagnosed and medicated, I can say with confiden—OH FUCK I FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDS TODAY! No fucking wonder I’m such a mess. Fuck, it’s 4:30 already?! Okay hang on, I gotta do this thing real quick and I’ll finish this post when I get back. Promise!

@annika Please, I’m Jewish.

@annika Instagram sold me these lactase pills that are packaged like birth control and marketed as hyper portable. My boyfriend said it’s like birth control if horrible shits were babies.

@annika thank you so much