Notices by Fedi Mercury (kirjis@polyglot.city)

suomimeemi

you should get infrequent flyer points

@faho That's Nice69

@edstink put the uncle back in unclean

Points for Decathlon for selling cheap puncture repair sets _and_ "refills" for them (glue and patches, separately) for only a couple of euros. In these times of GO TUBELESSS!!!111 it's really nice. #cycling

@siina microsoft?

What, my package only spent 4 days in The Majestic Spanish Customs? And over a weekend, no less? What is this new devilry?

Gotta love this Bike24 spam email (and Specialized) (and ridiculous prices for bicycles). #cycling #spam #specialized

@siina Bonus points for just making up that language so nobody else can use it.

Damnation

Not today, Satan

Going fungal

The most messed up units I've seen in a while: K/PH

Ahhhh, finally

@hackernews But that page won't work without JS, bah humbug

@Stoori it's built with tungsten

january (jeans anuary)

I though Die Hard was about metalworks

My mom though Die Hard was a German movie when it came out.

One of my least favorite things in Fedi are the toots telling me what to do or not to do.

"Build a community, not an audience!", for example.

Sure, it comes from a good place and is good advice, but I didn't ask for advice, did I?