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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Friday, 30-Dec-2022 17:26:15 JST Sapphire ? @SNEK the bacon side is the wrong side, she’s burned on her right -
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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Dec-2022 04:38:36 JST Sapphire ? @Agartha_Noble
>flat
>sausage
Ok @skylar -
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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Dec-2022 04:38:35 JST Sapphire ? @bronze @Agartha_Noble @skylar that’s a man with a really good tape job women should be like waffles: plenty of room for my syrup -
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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Dec-2022 04:38:34 JST Sapphire ? @skylar @bronze @Agartha_Noble if she can’t produce enough milk for triplets she’s not getting the chance to try for em sorry
Pic related it’s breakfast for my future wife -
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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Dec-2022 04:38:32 JST Sapphire ? @ForbiddenDreamer @bronze @Agartha_Noble @skylar yeah because the child is starving and constantly begging for milk -
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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Monday, 26-Dec-2022 08:42:54 JST Sapphire ? You will be a real Santa believer. You have milk, you have cookies, you have Christmas cheer. You are a merry man blessed by Santa and family into a happy day of presents and relaxation. All the “presents” you get are exactly what you asked for. Behind your back Santa put them under your tree. Your parents are definitely not the ones who put them there, your “friends” are happy because they have their own presents behind closed doors. Elves are utterly happy for you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed elves to make presents with incredible efficiency. Even santa enjoyers who “are naughty” get useful coal. Your lifestyle structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a present you don't like, Santa’ll turn tail and bolt the second he realized his mistake. You will be happy. You wrench out a smile Christmas morning and tell yourself it’s going to be cold outside, but deep inside you feel the merriment creeping up like a weed, ready to elevate you under the unbearable joy. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a tree, tie a string of lights, put it around your tree, and plunge into the Christmas season. Your parents will find you, relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable Santa denial of redditors. They’ll wake you with a stocking marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of Christmas will know a man was merry there. Your body will eat much food and go back to the sleep, and all that will remain of your Christmas is a feeling that is unmistakably warm. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. -
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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 25-Dec-2022 23:41:07 JST Sapphire ? @YeetLibs stupid sexy frog -
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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Friday, 23-Dec-2022 04:06:20 JST Sapphire ? @PvtProperty they all run to canada because the guy in the white house gives them bad vibes
source: my high school sweetheart went from an Ivy to serving coffee in Toronto because orange man bad -
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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 18-Dec-2022 13:10:39 JST Sapphire ? @skylar @PvtProperty @RealRaul is her wrist broken because she tried to pick up a sandwich once and it was too heavy for her? -
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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Friday, 16-Dec-2022 14:38:14 JST Sapphire ? I aint fraid of no sleep
I aint fraid of no bed -
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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Friday, 16-Dec-2022 08:27:25 JST Sapphire ? @Alex I’m pretty sure the only thing she gets is reblogs on tumblr bro -
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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Friday, 16-Dec-2022 08:26:06 JST Sapphire ? The autistic goblina and the tall tomboy are both at dominos tonight -
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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 04-Dec-2022 20:43:32 JST Sapphire ? @ikezawa @Zerglingman ddlc was fine -
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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 04-Dec-2022 19:30:59 JST Sapphire ? @ikezawa @Zerglingman >she cuts off her drills
>wants you to drill her instead -
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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 04-Dec-2022 19:29:51 JST Sapphire ? @ikezawa @Zerglingman she has a route it just leads to endless sadness -
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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 04-Dec-2022 19:26:15 JST Sapphire ? @ikezawa @Zerglingman -
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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 04-Dec-2022 19:24:32 JST Sapphire ? @Zerglingman @ikezawa more like my wife -
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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 04-Dec-2022 19:23:13 JST Sapphire ? @ikezawa -
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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Friday, 02-Dec-2022 18:35:32 JST Sapphire ? Awooga -
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Sapphire ? (sapphire@shortstackran.ch)'s status on Friday, 02-Dec-2022 03:07:10 JST Sapphire ? @ikezawa you very likely had a cable connection slightly loose that you pushed back in while cleaning. Happens all the time with motherboard power etc