Notices by coleen (coleens_@infosec.exchange), page 5

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful woman who lived in a swanky San Diego apartment, but this came with a curse, a curse of front load washing machines - many years she suffered, and toiled... until one day when she came upon a wrecking bar and an 18 litre container of petrol

woohoo, I fixed my Keurig - with a gallon of vinegar

I use RO water, so I have been ignoring the Descale message, because it's not actually based on scale, for the past two years

well, eventually, it was scale

so my sister is on turtle patrol in Florida, she gets up at like 0400 and heads to the beach to catalog, and protect nests, mostly from tourists

when the babies hatch, they'll escort them to the sea - they have to make their own way so they will imprint on their own beach

@horse ⚰️

also brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I am so fucking glad I left the midwest 🥶

@horse mornin J!

damn, I turned on the news accidentally the morning, good morning america, and holy shit half if it was frightening, and other half entertaining as hell - what the fuck?!

yo, I know I am supposed to be taking a break n all, but can we just take a moment to discuss front load washing machines? specifically how terrible they are

when do you think people will start cooking in them?

it's that time of year when I remind y'all that the Salvation Army actively works to stamp out LGBTQ people with legislation and political support

Happy Holidays!

@horse yeah, lol!

so I made an account for a coworker on one of our systems, and he's all like, it's not working

and I'm all like, wipe out everything after xxx and press return

him: still not working

me: ok, please try a dif browser

him: no go

me: *looks at account again, notices capital letters in the username...

bonus points if you comment on the tech you used remember the speed at which it operated

yo, today is my one year anniversary on Mastodon - it seems like so much longer, and this is still my favorite platform, by far!

a huge thank you to @jerry and the mods for putting up with me for so long, I know I sometimes make this challenging, but I promise it'll be easier in the future 🖤🖤🖤

so, WiFi 6 vs WiFi 6E is interesting

#WiFINerd

https://www.arubanetworks.com/faq/what-is-wi-fi-6e/

fun fact: candy corn is not really candy, it's the excess sugar they scrape from all the candy making machines

/s

this fun, but erroneous fact is actually true for Nerds Candy

@horse I like this! 🔥

I just received an email about a Firewall Manager Architect - position

I think I prefer the title Firewall Architect Manager, or Firewall Architect, or even, Firewall Manager though

so, I decided to perform a little surgery to extend the life of my current mouse - I don't want to install software just to remap the buttons on my Mac, so I just snipped off the little ramps inside which depress the two buttons I dislike so much 💃