Notices by coleen (coleens_@infosec.exchange)

now this is an underwear shot - complete with automated contest
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imagine if this happened with info sec bikini

ain't no bikini, but I probably still look better than all the other network engineers you know

my good friend Phillip just made my day even brighter

https://bsky.app/profile/phillipwylie.bsky.social/post/3lh2urq6hqs22

from a chat with my friend who asked me how I'm doing, "I want to fight, but I don't know who to fight, so I'm fighting everyone, including myself"

I'm sorry, but this drive to bankrupt Elon is a fools errand...

our president went bankrupt multiple times

we're planning our fourth trip out to see the trestle, soon

https://bsky.app/profile/coleen.top/post/3lglafryehs2j

now, more than ever, we must know who our friends are, and who are not, and to whom may we rely and trust

why are link previews always broken for me here?

the only good Nazi, is a dead Nazi

our grandparents would be disappointed that we've allowed fucking Nazis to once again take over any bit of power

*dances

https://youtu.be/DKZf9QXhjhU

this bitch is for sale btw - we'll start the bidding at 125k per annum, plus expenses

yo, I was planning on going out to a fancy restaurant for a steak dinner to celebrate my 1 year sober - but I think I'll compromise and grill my own for less than half the cost

I really am trying to be responsible, while also enjoying life as much as possible

nevermore

https://youtu.be/k9-wTnqIidY

made a tonne of new Corvid friends - they kept buzzing my face as they came in for snacks... I'm guessing to get a better look at me

also, just when I'm about to give up on humans for good, I'm pleasantly surprised by them

I've much to consider

man, my dance card is fillin up this weekend - shit just comin out of the woodwork

and right when I'm trying to shrug off attachments to humans

🤔

the time to fight the patriarchy is now

someday, when I grow up, I'd like to have a cameo appearance in a work by @stephenking.bsky.social 🖤

still workin on setting shit down, and moving on

this is antithetical to everything I learned comin up in the hood

we either made a motherfucker pay for some shit, or expected some other motherfucker to come along and do it to ya too

still learning fam, and thx for your patience 🫶