Notices by Miander (mian@mstdn.social), page 4

@kaia
and not even made of coffee beans

@kaia ¿Did he realise he was streaming all this time?

@lain @kaia @bartholin
It would be sooooo funny if this was a genuine middle east localization.

@kaia funeral vigil

@kaia
> This is The Void. Your screams are important to ... ¡Please, stand by!

@kaia
I'm starting to put my tinfoil on and say: They don't think you are, they're trying to make you one.

@kaia
It's the reason it's called «climate change» and not «global warming» any more.

@kaia Same with Ceaușescu. There is also a myth that a new "Economic Police" was made over night because he walked outside Disneyland and saw that the markets where empty.

@kaia
If it can bring back yellow Tupperware I'm buying it.

@kaia
Sorta the same but because my middle school friends seemed only interested in competition.
I remember having a solitary period in the vacation before high-school where I would bike all morning and game all afternoon.
I felt empty by the end and I swore of games so I could make friends.

@kaia I get flashbacks to my wasted youth even though I played Dune 2000 not C&C.

@kaia
Wait, 4chan is 21 years old. ¿Is this a minor?

@icedquinn

Looks like a soviet control panel with keys.

@icedquinn is the ginger counter

Loneliness - this unbearable feeling feels like home.

@kaia @moth_ball
I have a favorite nutrition ad that I failed to screenshot but still lives in my head. The ad read "Learn English in 3 weeks with this one weird trick" and it was a gif of someone pealing garlic. I cannot imagine what the trick could have been. I have no further words.