Hello frienderoni! This is a simple check, just gotta make sure everything is in order, I won't steal too much of your time. First, do you have your cute license? Good! Staying hydrated? It's important! Make sure to sit well, your back will thank you. Now, can you please take a moment to breath and relax your shoulders? If they are already relaxed that's great! Now just a reminder, back up your important files, OK? I know first hand how it is when you dont. That's all! Thank you for your time. Be kind to people, OK? That includes you!
@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer You're going around being illegally cute? Careful, there's a fine for that. I'll pretend I didn't hear it because you're too cute to get a fine.
Story time. When I was a teen I was stupid enough to ask my dad what was the worst thing he saw in his life as a nurse. He thought about it a moment then he told me about this guy that was brought in. He tried to 404 himself with a shotgun, he presumably pointed it under his chin and pulled the trigger, dunno how, this is speculation, he didn't share the story himself. Anyway, more speculation, when the trigger was pulled the shotgun didn't stay in place and, instead of killing him, it removed his face. Nose, lips, eyes. Even the ears. The only sense he had left was touch. The surgeons did what they could, which wasn't much. Dad told me the dude looked like a rugby ball in the end. When he eventually woke up he touched his face and felt that. Bro probably thought he ended up in hell and started freaking the fuck out, running around, slamming against stuff, trying to run away from the nurses. I still think about it to this day, I wonder if he's still alive. I feel so bad for him.
@sun@shitposter.world I have a very cool device, which I think is built using an actual GBA case modified to have a raspberry pi inside, that I should do surgery on because the dpad sometimes gets stuck.
But I don't know how to do this without breaking it... I'm very sad.
So, raccoon.quest users, we're nuking the instance and making a Lemmy one. Sorry, I know this is sudden especially since the new I stance has just been made. The problem, you see, is that I found out that there's an app for Lemmy called raccoon. We gotta change and usage of said app will be mandatory for everyone.
Millennial who tries to be positive online. Neurotypical? Never met him.Straight? LMAO no.CIS? Bruh starting to question if I'm fluid or something.Intelligent? Absolutely not.Cute? Shit friend, I hope so.