Notices by tinydoctor (tinydoctor@mstdn.social)

@georgetakei Total lack of shame.

Blink twice, and General Ripper becomes RFK Jr.
#fluoride #preciousbodilyfluids #RFKjr #GeneralRipper #DrStranglove #trumpappointments #trumpcabinet

https://youtu.be/iAHJCPoWCC8?si=dxvqmU_3EgDg9JYd

@RustyBertrand I shot her an email.

@RustyBertrand I'll let Clarissa know you quoted her on Mastodon. She probably doesn't even know what Mastodon is.

Plus, all the back-slapping is kinda boring.

Everyone on #Bluesky seem very busy congratulating themselves on fleeing #Muskodon to the new bright, shiny refuge. New #Twitter, same as the old Twitter. Meanwhile, back on the Bad Place, a techbro billionaire (#BillAckman), suggests buying the new, blue, bird, and shutting it down.

@JessTheUnstill I think those are actually available. Kinda pricey, I reckon.

@georgetakei where are the receptacles for capitalism and billionaires?

Trump has just announced the appointment of Dr. Hannibal Lecter to the newly created post of National Nutrition Czar.

Ok, just kidding. No, really, just kidding...

#trumpappointments #trumpadministration #HannibalLecter

So, what cabinet or agency posts do you think Trump will select for Roseanne Barr and Alex Jones? Director of FBI for Jones? National Endowment for the Arts for Roseanne?

#trumpappointments #trumpcabinetpicks #roseanne #alexjones

Rather than unselfconscious, be urselfconscious.

#talkingtomyselflettingyoulisten #selfdictum

@neurovagrant Good, good.

@neurovagrant I want a Daisy that yells at them.

@neurovagrant Fun, if real. We need a Daisy with an American accent. Or a grump male Daisy.

Geometric shapes, maybe origami--Platonic solids?

Also dreamt I was about to board a plane to Minneapolis. Minnesota was now part of Canada. The other passengers had to board a bus that drove out into the countryside to get the boarding gate. The customs agents outside the entrance were an old Chinese guy dressed like Confucius sitting a silk mat with geometric shapes in front of him on the mat, and an obnoxious little boy who yelled at us, while the old man spoke in Chinese and gestured at the shapes. My phone beeped and I woke up. 5am. #dream

I just dreamt I was offered an appointment in the Trump administration. Received by mail badly xexoxed secret decoder ring style instructions how and when to meet Trump representative. Then I woke up, and Trump is still President Elect (AGAIN). Now, that's a nightmare.

#dream #dreams #nightmare #nightmares #Trump #trumpcabinet #trumpappointments

@JessTheUnstill Good morning.

@breadandcircuses Poem by Warshan Shire

Are you a real American, by the Trump standard? You know the drill. "First they came for the..."

#14thamendment #citizenship #birthrightcitizenship #undocumented #deportation #Trump

John Ganz: The Plot Against Citizenship https://www.unpopularfront.news/p/the-plot-against-citizenship