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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Mar-2026 03:58:26 JST
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These terms are almost entirely what the average American wants from their own government, minus recognizing Iran's nuclear program.
This is what happens when you listen to jews.
This war was not planned by Trump or the US military at all.
This is exactly how it went down:
Netanyahu and Israeli intelligence approached Trump one morning and told him that Khamenei and all of his senior advisors were all in one place at the same time and that they could effectively eliminate 95% of Iran's government in one fell swoop. They sold to him that all he had to do was clear the way and take out Iran's defenses and Israel would do the rest. Trump would be helping Israel establish themselves in the middle east as never living at the point of a rifle ever again and would be fulfilling God's plan to usher in the second coming. They promised him the war would last no longer than 2 weeks because Iran would be begging for a cease fire. "All you have to do is destroy their ability to fight and the people will rise up and do the rest for you. You won't even have to commit a single soldier on the ground" they told him. "Imagine the hero you would be to Christian Americans if you single handedly 'saved their chosenites' and 'did the bidding of their savior'?" Trump thought to himself "oh my God I would be the greatest president who ever lived".
Trump went to the military and asked them how much time they thought it would take to strike Iran. They gave him a window of probably '2 weeks' so he told them to do it. When asked how long the war would last, the generals would have told him exactly the same thing that the Japanese admirals told Tojo, "we can raise hell with the Iranians for one month, then after that there are no guarantees". Trump knew the Israeli's predicted the war would be over in [2 weeks] so that was a non-issue.
Into the war (((2 weeks))) the Israelis and US had no idea that leveling the Iranian government effectively meant nothing because the people aren't taking the bait. They hate their government but they hate the West more. Now Israel and Trump have no idea what to do as jews are getting pummeled in a war Iran has been drooling over for years.
Trump is an absolute gullible goybot and deserves his precous Nobfell-For-It-Again Prize.
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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 01-Feb-2026 06:19:46 JST
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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 16-Jan-2026 07:09:09 JST
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omg I would be sooooooooooooo happy :cry_hq: :salute2: -
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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 16-Jan-2026 02:10:48 JST
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It's like the council at Rivendale, except instead of the Fellowship it's trannies and instead of Rivendale it's Moloch's secret lair. -
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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Jan-2026 06:01:05 JST
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Trump: "I'm coming for you!"
Maduro: "You mean diplomatically? Sanctions?"
Trump: "No, I'm coming to your home! In real life!" -
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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 21-Sep-2025 13:20:34 JST
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British Colonials saw more civilized potential from African skinnies in Kenya, than from Indians. -
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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 21-Sep-2025 07:43:11 JST
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Calling all autists and internet racists, you are needed for the Great Flushing -
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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 30-Aug-2025 01:51:51 JST
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ICE: "Illegal migrant convicted of child molestation was living at a daycare"
Dems: "Stop acting like a Nazi" -
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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 30-Aug-2025 01:38:06 JST
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The mother of the troon shooter is refusing to speak to police and has retained a lawyer. I wonder why she would do that? Because she was the one who bought the rifle, shotgun and pistol for her son, perhaps? -
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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 29-Aug-2025 05:20:08 JST
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At the press conference for the MN church shooting, the police chief named everyone except White Christians as the victims.
"He hated blacks, he hated hispanics, he hated jews, he hated children, he hated us, all of us. The shooter had nothing but hate in his heart."
Never mentions the actual people who were shot, White Christians, or more importantly, the CHILDREN OF White Christians.
Despite all the gaslighting and astroturfing, the silver lining is that the entire press core is referring to the shooter as he/him. I hope that is driving those fucking troons crazy. -
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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 29-Aug-2025 02:13:59 JST
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Whadderyu mean all them massive shooters is heckin young White males? My reckerlections is they all been one of them queero-sexuals. Why would that silver haired lesbian Trey Gowdy say that? -
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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 28-Aug-2025 08:19:41 JST
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Kashmir Patel is investigating the shooting in the Minnesota church as a hate crime, probably the first time an attack on Christians has been deemed such. That's a nice gesture, except the shooter is dead and he acted alone.
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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 21-Aug-2025 23:34:22 JST
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Niggers will say things like "talk shit get hit" but then complain about getting shot by backtalking a cop. -
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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Jul-2025 23:59:27 JST
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If it pleases the Racism Court I would like to submit a new term for consideration of entry into the Chronicle of Racisms record, "TPD".
Total Politician Death -
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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 14-Jul-2025 11:59:07 JST
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I've heard this same argument made by transoids on the fediverse.
"It's not pedophilia if they are over 13" he says going feet first into the woodchipper. -
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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 13-Jul-2025 13:06:30 JST
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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 13-Jul-2025 12:15:12 JST
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The House Always Wins™️ -
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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 13-Jul-2025 12:10:54 JST
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Trump is out there having a meltdown about the Epstein files writing a novel about how people are obsessing over nothing, just like the JFK files.
This nigga is trying desperately to hide the crimes of those who cannot be implicated. His golden pager is going off, and it's stuffed up his ass. -
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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 13-Jul-2025 10:21:30 JST
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This is like peak romance. -
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Cosmonaut Katyusha (cosmonautkatyusha@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 13-Jul-2025 01:35:31 JST
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From the Orcas to the Lynx, the animals know what is out of balance with nature.