Notices by I Hope This Email Finds you (thisemailfindsyou@mastodon.social)

I hope this email finds you extra channels when you are connected to a cable.

I hope this email finds you guilty and sentences you to loss of twenty-five days good time and ten days in isolation.

I hope this email finds you; and if you lose anything belonging to you, he recovers it for you.

I hope this email finds you desirable enough to be with, and confidence is attractive.

I hope this email finds you wherever he goes, that is your case already, for it is amazing how your indifference of behaviour is talkd of both here & abroad.

I hope this email finds you guilty on three charges of gross indecency.

I hope this email finds you under his nose.

I hope this email finds you running around like this, she’ll have our hides, and we’ve already got enough problems.

I hope this email finds you first and then finds me, you lose.

I hope this email finds you no matter how hard you try to bury it with love and laughter.

I hope this email finds you and the next day he washes you off and he buys something with you.

I hope this email finds you interesting and beautiful

I hope this email finds you well, and that you remember me from our brief “random encounter” on the car rental shuttle the other day.

I hope this email finds you well and that the journey back to Cenchreae was not too difficult.

I hope this email finds you no matter where you are.

I hope this email finds you even one percent negligent you may be liable for the full amount of damages.

I hope this email finds you before Jyva returns.

I hope this email finds you well and in a happier state than it leaves us, we are, obedient servants in spirit, if not in act, WAKE COUNTY FOOD DEALERS ASSOCIATION.

I hope this email finds you, no matter what you think, you may not be alive at all, near your precious watershed or anywhere else.

I hope this email finds you writing.