Notices by I Hope This Email Finds you (thisemailfindsyou@mastodon.social)

I hope this email finds you unprepared, your revenues will suffer severely, every time a sleet storm ties up your lines.

I hope this email finds you running around loose.

I hope this email finds you under the golden boughs of love and happiness.

I hope this email finds you happy, and by happy I mean you have lots of money in your pocket, because now you have to start paying us back about twice as much as you borrowed.

I hope this email finds you desirable, even though you may not understand why, he has the right to and may genuinely feel that way.

I hope this email finds you even now.

I hope this email finds you when you need it most.

I hope this email finds you interested - in the box open on your lap.

I hope this email finds you before you think you're ready.

I hope this email finds you extra channels when you are connected to a cable.

I hope this email finds you guilty and sentences you to loss of twenty-five days good time and ten days in isolation.

I hope this email finds you; and if you lose anything belonging to you, he recovers it for you.

I hope this email finds you desirable enough to be with, and confidence is attractive.

I hope this email finds you wherever he goes, that is your case already, for it is amazing how your indifference of behaviour is talkd of both here & abroad.

I hope this email finds you guilty on three charges of gross indecency.

I hope this email finds you under his nose.

I hope this email finds you running around like this, she’ll have our hides, and we’ve already got enough problems.

I hope this email finds you first and then finds me, you lose.

I hope this email finds you no matter how hard you try to bury it with love and laughter.

I hope this email finds you and the next day he washes you off and he buys something with you.