Notices by I Hope This Email Finds you (thisemailfindsyou@mastodon.social), page 2

I hope this email finds you before you can leave.

I hope this email finds you, no matter how much you try to run away from it, it will always track you down.

I hope this email finds you no matter where you try to hide.

I hope this email finds you unprepared for how to end, how to begin.

I hope this email finds you lying very still in your bed, and looking surprisingly healthier than you looked the night before.

I hope this email finds you well and maybe even helps you.

I hope this email finds you well and that you are enjoying your well-deserved retirement in your beautiful villa in Herculaneum.

I hope this email finds you desirable, you're insulting his taste if you run yourself down.

I hope this email finds you unprepared, you may tumble a bit, but you will be okay.

I hope this email finds you unprepared to meet the situation advantageously.

I hope this email finds you interesting enough to just stare at you, when you’re doing nothing but laying and breathing.

I hope this email finds you under the influence of five planets in air signs (Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Uranus) holding court in your solar 9th, the house of wanderlust and travel.

I hope this email finds you lying soaked in your own urine.

I hope this email finds you before we figure out how to make the Ceques work.

I hope this email finds you unprepared or forestalled by competitors.

I hope this email finds you interesting or attractive.

I hope this email finds you unprepared to meet it.

I hope this email finds you interesting in a lot of ways.

I hope this email finds you no matter how well you think you've disguised yourself.

I hope this email finds you no matter where you are and it saddens you.