Notices by The idea of Jade ☀️ (anzeliane@eldritch.cafe)

Being a doll would be nice because you can just swap joints if they start hurting too much

Morning sunshine! ☀️

Il fait un froid de connard.....

Being passionate about aerospace often means waking up extra early to watch the equivalent of billionaires big dick content just because the fucking engineering behind it all is insane and makes my little heart go everytime I see one of those marvelous giants lift itself slowly of the earth gravitational pull.
Today I'm waking up extra early :neofox_melt_sob_heart:

"On a tellement baisé que ça a tué le pen putain"

Cw: Selfie // Eyes contact ☀️

Entering the new year looking like this 💜

There's a small child on the loose in the cabin and I got to give them a little fistbump as they stopped at my seat probably intrigued by my hair color and all

Normalize being a dragon :dragn_loaf:

Posting nudes [Political propaganda]

Booby trap (En français "piège à nibards")

Yup it sure is

Girls with a quad core nuclear fusion cell for a heart 😳😳😳

I devolved into a racoons.
I'm under a blanket munching on small biscuits with both hands and making noises for the heck of it

🦝

How to be a plate in a dishwasher, I need that kind of deep cleaning

This gay fuck is letting their sleep schedule slip a bit further into the night to take more time to process the identity crisis they're going through :blob_sweat:

I will buy this fuckers just to switch them on the fly to clearly express what gender I'm going for

Cats can have gills as a treat

*Me pointing at two automated drones doing maintenance on each other*

"This too is Yuri"

I'm surrounded by sillies

Why does he sit like that ?????????