Notices by The idea of Jade ☀️ (anzeliane@eldritch.cafe)

Bodies should be malleable as in if you pull on my lower back you can shape a tail out of it kind of malleable :dragn_flushed:

Genderfluid in the sense that I'm soup

Biblically accurate cheese

The fact that this old meme is now just a mainstream bullshit fucking kills me

Gender of the night is a catgirl but with enhanced cat-like facial features

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Wait I could totally gimp that shit onto my profile pic 😳

@aeri Picard once again making the crew of the enterprise really awkward by displaying catboys pics on the main screen of the bridge

Being a doll would be nice because you can just swap joints if they start hurting too much

Morning sunshine! ☀️

Il fait un froid de connard.....

Being passionate about aerospace often means waking up extra early to watch the equivalent of billionaires big dick content just because the fucking engineering behind it all is insane and makes my little heart go everytime I see one of those marvelous giants lift itself slowly of the earth gravitational pull.
Today I'm waking up extra early :neofox_melt_sob_heart:

"On a tellement baisé que ça a tué le pen putain"

Cw: Selfie // Eyes contact ☀️

Entering the new year looking like this 💜

There's a small child on the loose in the cabin and I got to give them a little fistbump as they stopped at my seat probably intrigued by my hair color and all

Normalize being a dragon :dragn_loaf:

Posting nudes [Political propaganda]

Booby trap (En français "piège à nibards")

Yup it sure is

Girls with a quad core nuclear fusion cell for a heart 😳😳😳

I devolved into a racoons.
I'm under a blanket munching on small biscuits with both hands and making noises for the heck of it

🦝