Notices by The idea of Jade ☀️ (anzeliane@eldritch.cafe), page 2

We finally built the torment nexus from the world favorite novel "Don't use the torment nexus as a sex toy"

Envie de re-lancer mon okcupid pour trouver des gens avec qui jouer à pokémon go

I'm pretty sure some of you are horses in disguise

Gonna repost that time when I rocked the best maid outfit :blob_cat_sip:

Ma seule attente pour le front populaire

What do you mean one of the people who made signalis is called Yuri ?????

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"Laios, what the fuck did you do to the monsters ?"

Selfie // Eyes contact ☀️

Going for a bad bitch but still mom friend kind of vibe today :dragn_uwu:

European public transport is great until the bus speakers start to blast "never gonna give you up"

Snack looking for snacks to snack on (You could be a snack 😳)

@gravitos Try m, I chewed cables before I could go for the whole thing 😤

If you're gay in the matrix, you're gay in real life

Sometimes out of nowhere I start having the same speech pattern that this motherfucker has and I don't know if I should embrace it or deeply fear it

This motherfucker changed my brain chemistry in irreversible ways when I was 9 without knowing it and I'm here around 15 years later dealing with the consequence

Rare footage of an enby hard at work doing photosynthesis 🌱☀️

Fun fact about WD-40 (that the space nerd in me cannot retain much longer), it was developed for a specific case of presenting a large body of fin sheet of steel to rust in the open air, in this case the Atlas missile who ended up becoming the workhorse launcher in the early days of the american space program.

Its structure made of a few millimeter thin sheet of steel was only able to withstand the weight of the whole rocket vertically by pressuring it, making the whole thing needing to be bulked up with helium before raising it on the launchpad, and any weak point caused by rusting on the fuselage could make the entire thing collapse.

Thus WD-40 was born, to drench in it this 25 meter flying pressure cooker if death.

Giving my son some love 😔🙏

When you transed your gender too hard :blobhaj: @melunaka

Jules César après que Vercingétorix ait rendu les armes à Alésia en 52-av JC:

"J'ai la gaule"