Notices by Scarlet ✨ (scarlet@chaos.social)

gender of the day: abandoned wago 221s on the tube

corporate sabotage idea: gift all the engineers at your competitor a copy of factorio

development will stall for months

removing the headphone jack (and therefore the inexpensive options for private listening) is the worst thing phone makers ever did for the public space

like, please put it back and remove the speaker instead, I'm going insane listening to three different people scroll tiktok and one person doing spanish duolingo out loud around me on this train

several of y'all tbh

oh good, I was worried the house of lords was being too normal since the election

we'll come back and check on this one in 10 days
https://questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questions/detail/2024-07-25/hl346

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that about wraps it up! if you liked this meeting, hit that thumbs up button. if you didn't, leave a comment in the chat telling me what you would have done differently. finally don't forget smash that accept button in the calendar if you want to join more meetings like this one

PSA: if you're in infosec red teaming an evil maid attack and you are not wearing a maid outfit while doing so, you may not be in full compliance with security standards and best practices

do remember that some industry regulators additionally require testing with cat ears for full certification. some organisations opt to further demonstrate protection against against the ‘moe moe kyun~’ blessing of a machine to auditors, but this is not currently mandatory under any scheme

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@eta @erincandescent @lanodan @novenary yes, what I will refer to as ‘post-nut regret’ is also very high, as is general scamming on both ends, and wanting to get stuff off statements for mortgage applications, etc

back when I was working overnight banking support, I was having multiple awkward conversations every night with people who were practically going through the stages of grief over it

good news for the dog girls