Notices by Tay 🧛‍♀️ (tay@transfem.social)

okay i don't have boobs yet but the joke couldn't wait.
original xkcd menhera-chan

@puniko@mk.absturztau.be
"As per my last note-" squishes you with rock

@KuteboiCoder@subs4social.xyz i have seen maybe 20 lines of ruby all my life, so I don't know :neobread_shrug:

I enjoy two types of software:

Software so good that anything I try to do with it is easy. Software so good that seeing it work is a pleasure in itself.
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Software so bad that you need to fight to get anything done. Software so bad that you feel smart for accomplishing the simplest of tasks.

Insecure robotgirl (uses HTTP)

@vel@gib.schmus.is @NeonPurpleStar@outerheaven.club



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Here have a german meme

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9y64bnng1rwh00az

Me
i think i got that picture from reddit somewhere

@kaia@brotka.st :db: strats :neobot_thumbsup:

@grunge_fox@eepy.moe

@melphi@blahaj.zone @alyx@social.alyx.to @puniko@mk.absturztau.be @Jain@blob.cat @mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be Norddeutsch und Pfälzisch kriege ich hin, aber Plattdeutsch oder Bayrisch ist zu viel.

If you are reading this, yay! you're cool!!!

@NeonPurpleStar@outerheaven.club me

Neocat cast Trans Beam!
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Catgirls would make extremely fucking terrifying predators, actually.

Consider:

Cat Advantages
- Sight in the Dark
- Excellent Hearing
- Quiet Movement
- Impressive Leap
- Deadly Claws
- Deadly Fangs
- Good Balance (Tail)
- Adorable

Girl Advantages
- Intelligent
- Opposing Thumbs (-> Tool use)
- High Endurance (Sweating)
- Even more Ears
- Highly effective Communication
- Two-legged Movement
- Adorable

@tk@bbs.kawa-kun.com ⍩

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@tulpenkiste@lea.pet "USB 3.0 Type Micro-B with locking screws isn't real, it can't hurt you."

USB 3.0 Type Micro-B with locking screws:

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