Notices by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 (blippythewonderslug@ieji.de)

@oheso @SolSoCoG
😜 You're not alone.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A deceptively misty morning at the ol' Imperial Palace. The ghost of Charlemagne wanders the courtyard. Kittys have been fed. Meds have been consumed.

Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Fuck if I know.

@evan
#HephalumpWorld.

Ahh! 🔔The bells! 🔔 The bells! 🦇 Batshit crazy throughout the land! 🔔 Ahh! 🔔 The bells!
#Quasimodo 🦇 #BatshitCrazy

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A too warm morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys, meds, blah blah blah.

Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck FIFA. #FuckFIFA

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Will no one rid me of this turbulent puppyfucker?

Spoons for anyone that needs 'em.

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

🪐

My god, it's full of toast!
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A late morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. The dangers of sleeping in: meds have worn off, and I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
Don't get distracted.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: I voted. I encourage you to do the same. (you can pretty much guess where my vote went)
https://www.unitasmalacologica.org/mollusc-of-the-year-2026.html

Since antifa is once more floating across my timeline, here's a li'l sumthin' sumthin' for your Facebook friends:

@EUCommission
What is erasmus+, and why are you even considering letting those inbred, ingrate cunts back? Fuck 'em.

Scotland? Sure. Wales? Sure.

England? Fuck' em.

Bicycle
Bicycle
Bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle
Bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

Queen - Bicycle Race

#Audrey

Up here in space
I'm looking down on you
My lasers trace
Everything you do

Judas Priest - Electric Eye
#Leila #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

@SolSoCoG
😜 Thank you!

@SolSoCoG
The post character limit is back down to 500 characters...

😜 If this was a conscious choice, ignore this post.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is delicious.

A cold morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. Meds are consumed.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Love knows no boundaries.

Cry Havoc!, and let slip the toast toasted round side down.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

🐅 I'm always on the lookout for tigers when I tootle up into the vineyards, or anywhere "in the wilds" around here: there's a home for retired circus tigers on the next hill over.

https://www.tiger-garten-waldeck.de/

While the odds of me encountering a stray tiger on my tootles are long, indeed... they are not 0.

FIFA, go fuck yourself.
#FuckFIFA

@mina
Savage Cat Attack!
#Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay

Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy