Notices by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 (blippythewonderslug@ieji.de)

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

🐅 I'm always on the lookout for tigers when I tootle up into the vineyards, or anywhere "in the wilds" around here: there's a home for retired circus tigers on the next hill over.

https://www.tiger-garten-waldeck.de/

While the odds of me encountering a stray tiger on my tootles are long, indeed... they are not 0.

FIFA, go fuck yourself.
#FuckFIFA

@mina
Savage Cat Attack!
#Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay

Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

Two Spiny Normen. 🦔🦔

😜 Everything's better chez Blippy.
#SpinyNorman #NotOurCat #HedgehogsOfMastodon

@SolSoCoG
Cool beans! 😜 I have some epics on the back burner. When does this go into effect? I'll start lining up my ducks...

#CompostTheRich

Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A dreary morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys, hedgehogs, meds, yadda yadda.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of pedophile rapists.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Groping Old Pedophiles.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: A tootle to the pet store for more insect larvae. Maybe.

Spiny Norman crawls back into the Hedgehog Hotel.

😳 WTF?!?

I hear a hedgehog chuffing / chanting under her scoot-chair; I just posted it.

🦔 ANOTHER hedgehog comes from behind me and checks out the cat food!

It's now back in the ivy. I hear it rustling under the tarp covering the bench.

There's still chuffing from under the scoot-chair. 🤣🤣

😜 3! There are (possibly) 3 hedgehogs chez Blippy right now. 🙄

... aaaand Spiny's out again for more kibbles. These guys are eating machines!

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea water is heating.

Another wet morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Meds await.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of pedophile rapists.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Groping Old Pedophiles

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Kirk is a distraction. Puppyfucker rapes children.

@evan
Unable to select a cheese as given: sandwich type missing.

Different sandwiches have different cheese requirements.

Spiny Norman has returned!
#HedgehogsOfMastodon

I brought out a some cat kibbles. *crunch*crunch*crunch *
#HedgehogsOfMastodon #NotOurCat

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. Meds await.

A dreary morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are being assholes again.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of pedophile rapists.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Groping Old Pedophiles

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: A journey to Frankfurt.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A clear morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I await kick-in.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of pedophile rapists.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Groping Old Pedophiles

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Ride the corn dog.

@nasamuffin

@NMBA @StillIRise1963
The X logo is a sans-serif swastika.

Finished with errands, chillin' at the #FuckNazis bench. A sentiment I endorse wholeheartedly.

😜 Not literally!

People are practicing swordplay with wooden scimitars at the War Memorial. Clack! Clack!

5318008: BANNED IN BRITAIN

I'd just like to say
With the weather warming up
Hooray for Boobies!

#Haiku #Senryu #17Syllables #PoultryCoroner #Boobies #BoobiesOfMastodon #BannedInBritain