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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Sunday, 24-Nov-2024 11:33:22 JST 
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bash.org #632794
Kanuck: i like to look at porn in pdf files.. just so i can make the little hand grab things. -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Monday, 14-Oct-2024 03:32:35 JST
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bash.org #84308
<`Khan> My mate just called me up and says 'my mum just walked into my room and goes for god sake open the window and stop playing with yourself' -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 17:57:11 JST
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bash.org #48924
<Beerman> My dick is so big its population had a revolution. its now known as the democratic republic of my dick. -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 17:56:37 JST
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bash.org #31546
<punkgrl> have you had anal sex?
<Pr1ncess> hahaheoah
<Pr1ncess> no
<Pr1ncess> have u had anal sex punkgrl?
<punkgrl> hahah nah :) im a wimp.. that would hurt too much.. it would be like taking one of those poops that hurts your butthole real badly cuz it stretches it apart.. yeee-owie
<Pr1ncess> i think it would be worse then taking a big shit -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Oct-2024 01:22:29 JST
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bash.org #244275
<+Velcant> My dad just wandered off to buy 50 meters of wireless LAN cable. Good luck to him. -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Sunday, 29-Sep-2024 19:32:54 JST
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bash.org #126280
<PA_stoned> for once i wasn't thinking about sex
<PA_stoned> lookit that, i guess being stoned does not necessarily make me horny!
<DS_lonely> *gasp* and i bet your not stoned.
<PA_stoned> yes i am!
<DS_lonely> WHAT!
<PA_stoned> why else would i be eating pussy with my finger?
<PA_stoned> oops!
<DS_lonely> noice!
<PA_stoned> i meant puddding -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Sep-2024 19:39:58 JST
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bash.org #175862
<buggler> nataria you sex machine
<Nataria> buggler im not a sex machine...
<buggler> you're not? prove you're not
<PubiclyRelated> ;p; yeh
<PubiclyRelated> prove it lol
<Nataria> roflmao
<Nataria> how can i be a sex machine if i havent had sex? O:D
<Nataria> ha i winnnn :D
<buggler> it's like having a cooking machine that hasn't been used, doesn't make it any less a machine
<Nataria> rofl
<buggler> you don't win, you lose. My rebuttal is second to none
<Nataria> so im a sex machine waiting to be turned on? -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Monday, 16-Sep-2024 17:33:09 JST
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bash.org #22858
<@shp> you think when we are older we will all sit in irc and say stuff like "remember when we were young and drinks were cheap and priests could molest young boys?" -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Saturday, 14-Sep-2024 03:33:20 JST
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bash.org #833365
<Larno> I got terribly smashed the night before
<Larno> And some electricity cable broke down in my street
<Larno> it was like 6am postman and garbage dudes were there- watching them workin on it and the street was blocked by police cars
<Larno> eventually they knocked at my door so i m in front of a cop, a worker with his helmet a garbage mate, a postman and my neighbour- a huge black guy who works in IT
<Larno> and all I can say is "oh maan the village people became jheovah witnesses" -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Friday, 13-Sep-2024 09:35:24 JST
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bash.org #65530
<lav> pandas are black and white, lamer
<lav> that bear is solid grey
<Zhuzhen> hey Lav, join #avaxx for a sec.
<lav> ok?
<Zhuzhen> no one in there?
<Zhuzhen> yeah, that's the room of people that care. -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Thursday, 12-Sep-2024 07:36:33 JST
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bash.org #962365
<+Skerper> I remember once in first year CS
<+Skerper> this guy asked me to tutor him
<+Skerper> was absolutely devastated that he'd gotten a 0 for his programming assignment
<+Skerper> so he shows it to me
<+Skerper> and he's literally written an essay on how to make the program
<nugyflex> what the fuck
<+Skerper> complete with stock images and references
<BlackMoon> hahah
<+Jattenalle> haha, aaw
<+Skerper> but no actual program
<nugyflex> ahahha
<+Jattenalle> poor innocent little child
<+Skerper> Never had such an "oh sweety" moment in my life
<nugyflex> how does that happen
<+Skerper> I have no fucking idea, it was the most awkward thing
<nugyflex> how can that possibly happen...
<+Skerper> I don't know how he got it into his head that that was the assignment
<+Skerper> considering it had to be handed up to an automarker
<+Skerper> that compiles it and tests output
<nugyflex> Oooo nooo
<nugyflex> tries to compile essay
<nugyflex> rip -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Friday, 30-Aug-2024 21:35:37 JST
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bash.org #74567
<herze> miss pearl
<herze> my love for you is like diherrea
<helpimarock> what
<herze> i just cant hold it in
<madpunk-nap> omg
<helpimarock> ahhhhhhhhh
<madpunk-nap> that would alomst be elite
<helpimarock> thats the sweetest thing ive ever heard
<madpunk-nap> if i didnt have to do with poop
<herze> haha
<herze> madpunk, even stevie wonder could see the beauty in you
<herze> i have a few more
<madpunk-nap> i dont want to know, im going back to sleep
<herze> you have over 200 bones in your body... want another?
<herze> lets play army, ill lay on the ground and you can blow the hell out of me -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Saturday, 24-Aug-2024 17:33:29 JST
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bash.org #33991
<kaGirl01> the nest time we have sex.... can it be to the tune of star trek??
<kaGirl01> ohh ummmm wrong window, please excuse that
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 23:37:01 JST
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bash.org #52282
<@CoMPLeX[a]> im booting man
<@CoMPLeX[a]> nite nite
<@Vedran> now im gonna b bored
<@CoMPLeX[a]> nah
<@CoMPLeX[a]> just keep pasting quotes
<@Inf3kTeZ> lol
<@CoMPLeX[a]> ill set a timer to say ROFL every 5 mins -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Aug-2024 09:33:51 JST
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bash.org #462443
TANK Ex Mortis: I HATE WINDOWS!!!11one
AkiraBlast45387: ha
AkiraBlast45387: y?
TANK Ex Mortis: "Cannot delete file: It is being used by another person or program. Close any programs that might be using the file and try again."
TANK Ex Mortis: WHAT FILE, YOU SHITHOLE OPERATING SYSTEM!?
TANK Ex Mortis: If I was on Linux, it'd be like "There was an error, program X doesn't want you to delete that file. Here's a helpful link to teach you how to get around that. Would you like some tea?"
TANK Ex Mortis: Of course, when I want to install something on Linux, it says "You can't install that until you install these 50 libraries, update these 3 drives, downgrade this 1 driver, and pick my mom up from the airport."
TANK Ex Mortis: Whereas with Windows, it says "Click the next button over and over again until the program is installed. It will then work perfectly unless it doesn't."
TANK Ex Mortis: Unless it's made by Valve, in which case it says "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE" and blows up your computer. ;_; -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 04:33:49 JST
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bash.org #1698
<Sharkey> I think it's time I did a major redesign.
<MightyQuinn> you mean change the background to a different gaudy stripe pattern? -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:34:26 JST
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bash.org #357
<Chris> nah. I did it twice at the weekend and still have both arms. -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Aug-2024 06:35:11 JST
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bash.org #448637
<@KrayWolf> Microsoft Windows: A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen-bit patch to an eight-bit operating system originally coded for a four-bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition. -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 04:35:37 JST
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bash.org #47127
<The_Dude> mac is god compared to microsoft
<The_Dude> and linux is the science that disproves god's existence -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Friday, 02-Aug-2024 18:33:10 JST
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bash.org #94
<iMike-> call tech support and be like yeah my friend stole windows 2000 from officemax and he burned it for me
<iMike-> and it's not working properly
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