<Max2645> Now my kid is all pissed off, and she won't even let me talk to her, see her, or even touch her. <Piggah> yes, sometimes you have to feed them candy
cromar: If there is a God, why does he/she allow disasters like earthquakes and Microsoft? dvice_null: Are you comparing a disaster that causes billions of dollars financial losses and thousands of people to lose their home every year, to a natural movement of tectonic plates? That's low.
<Jens> JESUS WHAT THE FUCK <Jens> Spam mail from goatporn.com >_< <Liam> Jens <Liam> There are only lesbians making out <Liam> On Goatporn.com <Jens> Oh. <Jens> Whew. <Jens> ... <D> Leave it to Liam to go there and actually come back disappointed. <Jens> Why the fuck did you check that?
<moes_19> my computer is about to die <moes_19> its telling me i need to back up my files asap <moes_19> its like bill gates is fucking me in the ass and is telling me I might want to video tape it
<robotobon> i am a bastard operator from hell <robotobon> i used to sneek into the server room and unplug ethernet at random and run <robotobon> then 5 minutes later i'd get a call at my desk <robotobon> and i'd fix it really fast and be a hero
<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc * luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven) * r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven) * sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven) * phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven) * blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven) <ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt <r`heaven> :(
(jesdynf) I want an emulator that, every time you try to load a game, there's a 6% chance it pops up a dialog that says "It's not loading! Tap the A button to blow the dust out."
* lloy0076 ponders < lloy0076> If I take the source code, which is under GPLv2, and translate it from C to Perl (changing it only to fit the new language)...I wonder if the GPL covers that translation I made... < cafuego> converting C to perl is covered by the death penalty, i believe
<Klaatu> I logged into the admin account in a comp at my uni. <Klaatu> I drew the word "Owned" and set it as the wallpaper. <Hl1> Meh, that's good enough to hang with us. >.> <Klaatu> 1337 :D <Hl1> You just lost your cred. <Klaatu> Aw fux0r. :( <Hl1> And slowly going into the negatives...
< GrandTheft> What would be an example of an iptables rule that would allow anything and everything to come into the computer? < tewmten> ehm.. iptables -f perhaps? < GrandTheft> hmm let me try that | GrandTheft [Grand@68.16.40.90] quit #slackware [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)]
<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH <YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER. * YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.) * YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined # <YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF