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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 00:40:22 JST 
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bash.org #117002
<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
<YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
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<YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 23:32:45 JST
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bash.org #608067
<zexis> hmmm you think this statistic is real?
<zexis> every 2 minutes a woman is raped in Ohio
<hal> why doesn't she just move?
<zexis> ? -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Sunday, 09-Feb-2025 17:33:02 JST
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bash.org #37449
[@Sekt]: "They say that when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear demonic voices...
[@Sekt]: But that's nothing - When you play it forwards it installs Windows." -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Feb-2025 15:33:03 JST
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bash.org #873360
Britt: I do have a boyfriend, his name's Scotty, and I touch him ;)
Frag_Fandango: Dare you to ask him for anal sex with the line 'Ream Me Up, Scotty' -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 09:32:37 JST
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bash.org #12891
<JallakWriting> "mammario-fetishistic" is a memorably stupid sounding phrase. How about "tit-happy"? -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 15:32:11 JST
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bash.org #374691
<ashp> cogito ergo sum
<Phallus> libido ergo sum
<Phallus> i'm horny therefore i am -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Friday, 03-Jan-2025 15:38:17 JST
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bash.org #653
<metio> is there a pirated site that ahs the newest version of linux -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jan-2025 05:36:05 JST
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bash.org #4918
<joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the teleprompter -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Monday, 30-Dec-2024 03:32:31 JST
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bash.org #894043
<Logix> You know you watch too much porn, when you see a pussy and instantly know it's an asian pussy. -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Thursday, 26-Dec-2024 07:33:43 JST
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bash.org #11485
<jre> I know how to end racism. It involves a lot of fucking.
<egg> 1st ANNUAL ORGY TO END RACIAL DISCRIMINATION
<Idiotsavant> Usher in the vaunted age of syphilis -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Dec-2024 05:37:07 JST
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bash.org #5918
<base2> linux people think of windows more times a day than I think of sex -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Saturday, 21-Dec-2024 15:33:08 JST
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bash.org #194887
<Shanaynay> HEY FAGS
<oval> Shanaynay, how in the HELL are you gonna say "hey fags" when your nick is Shanaynay? ;)
<Shanaynay> OH NO YOU DIDN'T
<Shanaynay> I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST DIS THE NAME MY MOMMA GAVE ME -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Friday, 20-Dec-2024 07:32:21 JST
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bash.org #1023
<timmo> for hookers in vegas its like
<timmo> $500
<timmo> they better be fucking me while im playing quake and shit -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 19:39:07 JST
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bash.org #69893
<Reaper_of_Souls> at the risk of sounding unbelievably gay, lace underware has more crotch space than you'd think -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Sunday, 24-Nov-2024 11:33:22 JST
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bash.org #632794
Kanuck: i like to look at porn in pdf files.. just so i can make the little hand grab things. -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Monday, 14-Oct-2024 03:32:35 JST
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bash.org #84308
<`Khan> My mate just called me up and says 'my mum just walked into my room and goes for god sake open the window and stop playing with yourself' -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 17:57:11 JST
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bash.org #48924
<Beerman> My dick is so big its population had a revolution. its now known as the democratic republic of my dick. -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 17:56:37 JST
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bash.org #31546
<punkgrl> have you had anal sex?
<Pr1ncess> hahaheoah
<Pr1ncess> no
<Pr1ncess> have u had anal sex punkgrl?
<punkgrl> hahah nah :) im a wimp.. that would hurt too much.. it would be like taking one of those poops that hurts your butthole real badly cuz it stretches it apart.. yeee-owie
<Pr1ncess> i think it would be worse then taking a big shit -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Oct-2024 01:22:29 JST
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bash.org #244275
<+Velcant> My dad just wandered off to buy 50 meters of wireless LAN cable. Good luck to him. -
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bash (bash@p.mr64.net)'s status on Sunday, 29-Sep-2024 19:32:54 JST
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bash.org #126280
<PA_stoned> for once i wasn't thinking about sex
<PA_stoned> lookit that, i guess being stoned does not necessarily make me horny!
<DS_lonely> *gasp* and i bet your not stoned.
<PA_stoned> yes i am!
<DS_lonely> WHAT!
<PA_stoned> why else would i be eating pussy with my finger?
<PA_stoned> oops!
<DS_lonely> noice!
<PA_stoned> i meant puddding
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