They'd shouldn't build on the green belt until they've built on the golf courses.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Oct-2024 21:19:41 JST Anon Opin -
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Sep-2024 22:02:50 JST Anon Opin All the best heavy metal songs, nay, songs full stop keep the same rhythm as a horse galloping. You have a tempo that matches a fast horse and you have a banger on your hands.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Sep-2024 08:27:39 JST Anon Opin Dear George Lucas.
The Death "Star" is actually a dwarf planet. Albeit an artificial one.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Sep-2024 05:08:59 JST Anon Opin If you want to see if your bf/gf is marriage material get them to help you assemble flat pack furniture. If you can do that without murdering eachother you'll be fine. It's the only real test of a relationship.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Sep-2024 04:07:03 JST Anon Opin People often ask sarcastically 'What do IT Project Managers actually do?' Having worked with coders I can tell you that they do a lot. Left to their own devices those geek fuckers will spend months changing the scope, gold-plating their code, refusing to talk to the client etc.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 15-Sep-2024 07:35:54 JST Anon Opin Cars, trucks, etc, should be required to have a direct line of sight from any size driver while comfortably seated to a toddler standing at any & all points along the front of the vehicle.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 15-Sep-2024 00:32:37 JST Anon Opin Proposing marriage in front of a crowd of people is a form of coercive control.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 14-Sep-2024 22:35:35 JST Anon Opin Media being digital instead of physical is a good thing, right? Think about how much plastic went into cassette tapes and VHS tapes and their boxes in the 80s and 90s and how much of that is now in landfill. Digital is better, provided you can legally own it.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 08-Sep-2024 14:28:18 JST Anon Opin If you had a benefactor who wanted to make you a millionaire, they could give you £100,000 a year for ten years. If they wanted to make you a billionaire, they'd have to give you £100,000 a year for TEN THOUSAND YEARS . Nobody should be a billionaire.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 03:33:51 JST Anon Opin Right listen here. A staycation is where you stay at home and visit local tourist sites etc. Basically act as if you are holiday whilst staying at home. If you drive to Cornwall or somewhere else in the UK that is a holiday not a staycation.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2024 20:31:51 JST Anon Opin Don't have kids with someone if you have any doubt that they would be a kind and respectful co-parent if you split up.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 22-Jul-2024 18:11:39 JST Anon Opin You know who is underrated? Kim Wilde. Perfect pop hits, one after another.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jul-2024 09:10:55 JST Anon Opin Getting someone gift cards or Amazon vouchers is the laziest gift ever. It's your way of saying "I don't think about you or know you well enough to think of a single item in existence you might like". Unless specifically asked for or with another gift, vouchers should be avoided.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-2024 19:58:57 JST Anon Opin Dita Von Teese looks like a more glamorous version of Mrs Doyle from Father Ted.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 08:00:37 JST Anon Opin "Ethical non-monogamy"? Nah, you're just bored of each other and the cost of living crisis means you cant afford to split up and live on your own.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 06:03:14 JST Anon Opin You can tell absolutely everything about someone's politics based on whether they prefer Greggs or Pret. Israel/Palestine. Pro or anti Brexit. More car-centric planning or things like LTNs. Pro-hanging or not. All the major issues.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 19:57:39 JST Anon Opin When left on their own, most people will get up to one of two things: nothing good or nothing much.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jun-2024 09:50:29 JST Anon Opin When Elton John sang Crocodile Rock in 1972, it was nod to a time barely a decade and a half before, that seemed so long ago considering all that had happened in between. Funnily, I never see anyone getting nostalgic for 2009 in the same way.
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jun-2024 07:56:37 JST Anon Opin Played in bands for years and often wondered what kind of nutter wants to be a drummer. Same family tree as goalkeepers. Now I'm older I realise they're the cunts to hang your hat on. Straight shooters, dependable and above all, content. Be a drummer. Be a goalie. Be happy
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Anon Opin (anon_opin@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jun-2024 07:27:29 JST Anon Opin The tie has to be one of the most useless item of clothing ever invented. It's up there with the Jacobean ruff for it's utter pointlessness.