Notices by Claire, The Ultimate Worrier (waitworry@sakurajima.moe), page 4

I love renaissance religious art where the artist was obligated to make it some Bible shit but also they were horny

"yeah uh this is like Moses or something but also he is bare ass naked and completely ripped for some reason"

@FinalOverdrive @PallasRiot the public doesn't seem to really like it all that much either but the system we have is one where the concerns of lockheed martin will always outweigh the concerns of voters to our politicians

@farah that was pre-enshittification capitalism

now we're at the stage of capitalism where it turns out it is actually more profitable to charge people more for shitty products

@ami_angelwings something I'm realizing about that bad diagram

I think it implies the artist doesn't know what boobs feel like

@ami_angelwings boobs actually do have muscles in them they just don't look anything like that

@ami_angelwings i don't know but it's pretty funny

@AnarchoNinaWrites that seemed very random and out of nowhere considering you were talking about a guy who is a GOP candidate and literally called himself a "black nazi"

this blue haired girl is the wisest romantic comedy character

i wonder how many weird and annoying forum posters I've encountered are now involved in politics

the exploding pager thing is pretty fucked up but it seems to be pretty much in line with contemporary warfare which is just killing a bunch of civilians to maybe get the one guy you actually care about

@ami_angelwings @mmasnick have a sneaking suspicion about who appointed the judge behind this

remembering when the taliban took away a fedi instance's domain name

discovered recently to my horror that "fediverse" sounds really weird if you say it out loud and people can't tell what you're trying to say

i think my favorite online thing is when someone posts receipts for someone being an absolute monster and it's some shit with zero context that doesn't really seem all that bad at all

a lot of online beefs seem to basically be powered by people not really being willing to go back and unravel months worth of posts and just kind of taking their friends' word on it that someone is bad

you can save yourself a lot of stress from getting involved in online drama by telling yourself

"I don't have enough information to really draw a conclusion about this and it probably isn't that important anyway"

when you're the only member of your guild logged on

mysterious otherworldly object

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