Notices by Master of Navel Gazing (neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social)

IS THIS TRUE

I did a two day one night 8 hour each way NYC college move out.

That place intimidates me. I stay north on the mainland and use my car. I do not like the thought of walking/public transport or even Uber.

The list of famous NYC region food places that can also be easily accessed by car is a difficult combo.

We didn't have time to stop to eat anyway. Just drive thrus/snacks.

Shit. Even seeing "sites" in NYC is intimidating. I've done the main tourist stuff already. I lost interest now.

hey. is Cinco de Mayo going to be on May 5th again this year?

I stopped drawing because my art was getting close to coming out like this. I hated it and declared failure.

This is a 2025 published work.

what. the. hell.

It's been FOURTEEN YEARS since The Foo Fighters Wasting Light album was released.

I was OLD when this thing came out. What the hell am I NOW.

They even killed another one of their band members in that timespan.

https://youtu.be/L5Dt83GIyWw

29?! Nicole's getting older.

@zephyrotv 0% chance for Dolan

@zephyrotv taylor marshall will be publishing his top 10 picks this week. It's like a Catholic NFL draft.

Pizzazoro the ArchBishop of Jerusalem is a contender. Except he is pro-palestine. He seems moderate though.

@zephyrotv I'm standing by for Peter II to be introduced.

But that will be too obvious. Wouldn't it?

I don't have any Easter bunny or Easter egg socks. The best I could do was cryptids.

All them blacks and atheists and heathens lined up at the chipotle trough unconcerned that they will be burning in hell eating that meat on Good Friday.

At least they enjoyed it tonight and I suffered. (More meat! Extra guac!)

@macspace that's the 2nd time I heard that today! I just asked my Ohio wife who has watched every serial killer show ever made. She says California & the Pacific Northwest!

tl;dr the USA tariffs hike costs are being reallocated to other markets, like Europe.

Translation: Our European friends will be back in their offices June-August, to pay for their stuff, just like we have to be!

https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/us-import-prices-tumble-despite-china-tariffs

@icare4america We need the number on the Elon baby momma from now on. Please notify your sources. I cannot tell them apart without the number.

Note: Elon's baby mommas have a three digit identifier, for future "expansion".

I do not understand how grown adults in an office do not know how to use a spreadsheet.

Mystifying.

The problem with Captain America brave new world is that the character isn't a super soldier.

He's just a regular guy kicking too much ass single handidly. The shield isn't Captain America. The super soldier is.

@DrFell

Look. The Mexicans have the Aztec sun god on their flag. They are Aztecs. They are savages.

I expect nothing less from them.

@realcaseyrollins they didn't declare war. They are mobilizing. It's weird that Russia spooked them now after all these years

Germany is starting conscription.

Are you telling me that the deep state/USA actually started WW3 so their patrons can make war business and they could stay relevant?

What assholes.