Notices by Ob’i-Hahn 🏴‍☠️ (obihahn@noauthority.social), page 2

Good boy!

How’s that working out, you grifting cow?

@Nazareno

Ever see slo-mo video of two paint balls hitting each other?

Today's secret word is “MORE."

For the rest of the day, whenever anyone says the secret word, scream real loud. #SecretWord

@ZeroSum06 I need a definition of “living comfortably”. I thought I/we lived relatively comfortably, but damn! According to these numbers, I’m practically at the poverty level.

@PNS actually, that should be “really good stick”

Nailed it!

My introduction to Motorhead was on a Sunday night episode of The Young Ones on MTV in, I think, 1985?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOAz4nPNvLI

RIP Rik Mayall

This is from more than 20 years ago. South Park predicting the future of education in America.

“You know I'm born to lose
And gambling's for fools
But that's the way I like it, baby
I don't want to live forever”

@Wyliesau dang! Jessica Simpson looks like crap!

It’s like the Globetrotters vs the Washington Generals. The teleprompter remains UNDEFEATED!

@PNS and just hearing that Nancy-boy’s voice makes me want to punch him in the throat, and I don’t even live in Canada. I can’t imagine how it makes Canadians feel.

Your government hates you, America.

If you’ve ever been to WI and driven 94 south from Milwaukee to Chicago, you’ve see the sign below and done your best Beavis and Butthead, snickering at it.

But the park is named for Major Richard Bong, and he was a WWII war hero, with 40 confirmed Jap kills.

Congratulations dickheads!

@PNS I love that the Canadians laugh at us.🫤

Just the way they planned it.