Notices by Mr Funk 🇦🇺 (sophistifunk@noauthority.social), page 3

@lain

@PNS one of my best mates has a polish wife. Lovely broad. Nobody ever factors in the polish in-laws til it’s too late tho.

@lain DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL

@lain that’s Susan’s razor she uses it on those gross hairy legs.

@lain it doesn’t look fun. I’ll stick with street fighter 2.

@lain be hot, have tig ol biddies.

@lain first thing I got when I first got off the plane in Tokyo was a chicken kariraisu. Before I even got a cab out of the airport. Love that shit.

@lain @piggo ♥️

@lain that’ll teach me.

@lain dafuq u on about?

@lain or one person somewhere in the world dropped something and we all realised glass sucks.

@lain how dare you sir

@lain

@lain definitely. But then again I wear a wife-beater almost every day of the year 😂

@lain it’s called a schooner and we’ve been drinking them forever https://www.barware.com.au/c/glassware/beer-glassware/425ml-schooner-beer-glasses/608

@lain mimetic polyalloy.

@lain pfft. My cool friend, um…. Zack… he’s kissed *tons* of girls.

@lain fuck yeah that looks excellent.

@lain I bet those Dominicans have a fence.

@lain they think our houses are way fucking cooler than they are.