Notices by Dragonjion (njion@bark.lgbt), page 3

@clewd @Polychrome I'm pretty sure I have seen a phone very much like that but it definitely wasn't a smartphone and only had one screen

Folding phones still feels like such a pointless gimmick to me.. Most users I've met have told me that it's so nice that you can display stuff on the tiny screen while the phone is closed so that you don't have to fully open your phone to do stuff but like.. if I'm already holding the phone in my hand and using it, why wouldn't I want to be able to see the whole screen? It's not as if it's more difficult to hold a normal phone as it's the width that matters and that stays mostly the same, folded or not..
And if you need a whole separate screen just to use your phone without opening it then maybe the issue is that opening it every time you want to actually do something is the pointless and annoying part? I sure would get tired of that fast.
Oh yeah, also they tend to have a significantly smaller battery, as if phones didn't discharge way too quickly already.

"Every time we tried communism it failed!"
Well, that's also true for capitalism and yet here we are

"kid who calls things gay (derogatory) -> adult who calls things gay (compliment)" is a hell of a pipeline

The admins don't want you to know this but the pronouns in fedi users' bios are free. You can take them home.

🏳️🌈 Be gay, do crime
:transgender_flag: Be trans, commit transgressions
:nonbinary: Arson.

Spy TF2 would approve of this

Polish fedi users talking in English vs Polish fedi users talking in Polish:

What they tell you: "There is no algorithm on fedi!!"
What it's really like: the Queers™ all share approximately one communal braincell so effectively there is a simple algorithm of "if(post_content == ("girls 🥺" || "boys 🥺" || [picture of a fox])) boost;"

This is your reminder to drink some water :neofox_heart:

:neofox_sign_no: I'm atheist because I don't believe in gods
:neofox_sign_yes: I'm atheist because I have slain the gods :neofox_hyper:

I absolutely love it whenever YouTube channels ran by cishets (or at least not openly queer people) randomly mention trans rights because the topic just so happens to come up and they say something along the lines of "Oh btw we believe trans rights are human rights and if that makes you angry please by all means gtfo". I've seen that happen a few times now and it cheers me up every time.

Scientists: Teens and young adults tend to have naturally delayed circadian rhythms causing them to go to sleep and wake up later than older adults. We have found that because of this students perform better when they start classes later.
99% of schools and universities: Yeaaaaah we'll just pretend we didn't hear that. *sets classes to start at 8:00 or even 7:00 like a fucking psycho*