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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:06 JST ArtBear
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So #Brexit's going really, really well for the UK!
It's just like they promised. Good job we ignored experts & listened to corporate media & their politicians instead.
#uk #UKPolitics #satire
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1. Danger of tomato, cucumber and other vegetable rationing, NFU president warns Consumers could see gaps in the shelves for a variety of British vegetables, as they have with eggs, NFU chief Minette Batters told Sky News. But she said rationing could be averted with the help from the government and retailers.
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:04 JST ArtBear
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The rightwing of <insert country>.
#Satire #Politics #Meme #Humour #Funny #rightWing
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1. Suited man says: "Stop immigration so we can take care of our own." Child says: "I'm starving" Suited man says: "Fuck Off" (looking at child)
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:03 JST ArtBear
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Who else thinks articles on major political policies should include, as value for money vs the promises, an average reader impact assessment?
Perhaps supply some basic figures? Imagine if Brexit articles had something like this?
#Satire #Politics #Meme #Humour #Funny #UK #UKPolitics #GB #Meme #Conservative #Brexit
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1. Should the policy costs for UK households be calculated? EUmembership cost per household /1y = £317 or Brexit Growth & Trade Losses £5,320 Brexit Red+Tape £630 Brexit Tax Rises £1,340 Brexit Inflation £4,270 = BREXIT costs per household /year =£11,560
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:03 JST ArtBear
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If there's a bad idea out there, Elon is 1st in line to embrace it...
#Satire #Meme #Humour #Funny #Elon #Musk #Twitter
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1. Incel Inside written in the style of the Intel logo
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:02 JST ArtBear
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Imagine a world where journalists, or electorates, held politicians to their promises.
#Satire #Politics #Meme #Humour #Funny #UK #UKPolitics #GB #Meme #Conservative
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1. Has your cost of living gone down? “The price of food will go down.” Jacob Rees Mogg, Tory MP, 2016 “We can show with quantifiable, imperical data how food bills & fuel bills & taxes will all be lower." Daniel Hannan Tory MEP 2016 “Our food bills will be lower. Our energy costs will be lower. Our tax bills will be lower." Douglas Carswell, UKIP MP, 2016
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:01 JST ArtBear
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A guide to being scared about doing things.
#Meme #Humour #Funny #Silly
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1. A 2 branch flow chart from I WANT TO DO THIS -> branch 1 -> DO IT -> branch 2 -> BUT I'M SCARED -> DO IT SCARED
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:00 JST ArtBear
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Leave #Twitter.
Feel better.
#Meme #Humour #Funny #comedy #Mastodon #Twitter #Social #Media #Addiction
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1. Recover from Heroin. Improve your life. Methadone. Recover from Twitter. Improve your life. Mastodon.
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:56:59 JST ArtBear
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Meanwhile in the #UK. A #Scottish artist unveils his new billboard campaign...
https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/scottish-news/23208775.glasgow-artist-reveals-satirical-trainspotting-billboards-around-town
#Satire #Politics #Meme #Humour #Funny #Scotland #UKPolitics #GB #Tory #Conservative
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1. Trainspotting movie poster - satirised and reworked to become a Trainwreck poster featuring the last 5 conservative Prime Ministers.
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:56:59 JST ArtBear
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When trying to work out where the money all went...
...it might help to look at the people who now have all the money.🤔
#Meme #Humour #Funny #Economics #Politics #Disinfo #Murdoch #Fox #theSun #NewsCorp #Social #Media
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1. Rupert Murdoch from his sea of cookies points & tells a working class man with 1 cookie left to be scared of an immigrant with no cookie. "careful mate that foreigner wants your cookie" Murdoch says.
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:56:58 JST ArtBear
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Politics in <insert country>
People getting poorer, reduced quality & standard, even length of life, yet continue voting for narrow interests of elite billionaires & against their own interests.
So much denial about the CON, in CON-servative.
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1. “One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we've been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We're no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It's simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we've been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” - Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:56:57 JST ArtBear
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Different governments had different views on masks etc....
#Satire #Politics #Pandemic #Meme #Covid19 #Masks #UKPolitics #GB #USA #Japan #Germany #SouthKorea
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1. Graph showing excess deaths in whole population up 10-20% in UK & US and down in negative less deaths territory for S. Korea, Germany, Japan. 2020-2022 High excess deaths caption. Leaders: “Freedumb to not wear masks etc is important” Low excess deaths caption. Leaders: “Freedom to not die is important” Inset data point readout. May 31,2020 Total population deathrates. United Kingdom up 21% United States up 10% South Korea down by -1% Germany down by -3% Japan down by -4% Source: Human Mortality Database (2023); World Mortality Dataset (2023) OurWorldIinData.org/coronavirus Excess mortality: Cumulative deaths from all causes compared to projection based on previous years The percentage difference between the cumulative number of deaths since 1 January 2020 and the cumulative projected deaths for the same period based on previous years.
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:56:56 JST ArtBear
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Accurate?
#Meme #Funny
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1. In every partnership there is a person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect and a person who stacks the dishwasher like a racoon on meth.
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:56:56 JST ArtBear
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Is this an abridged history of social?
#Meme #Funny #Satire #Facebook #Twitter #Bluesky
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1. Is this an abridged history of #social??? #Facebook We're a shiny new tech bro thing, with Venture Capitalist backing! We're here to empower you! We're here to empower some of you. We're here to empower a narrow selection of you.. We're here to empower advertisers to you... We're here to empower billionaires to harvest you.... #Twitter We're a shiny new tech bro thing, with Venture Capitalist backing! We're here to empower you! We're here to empower some of you. We're here to empower a narrow selection of you.. We're here to empower advertisers to you... We're here to empower billionaires to harvest you.... #Bluesky We're a shiny new tech bro thing with Venture Capitalist backing! We're here to empower you! We're here to empower some of you. We're here to empower a narrow selection of you.. ..to be continued...
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:56:55 JST ArtBear
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Since ZARA's deal with Daher Group all the shuttered Russian ZARA stores have reopened with ZARA styles, just they're called MAAG stores.
To public in Russia MAAG = ZARA
#meme #humour #politics #fascism #russia #fashion
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1. A swastika colour scheme with 90 degress rotated ZZ's in the logo. Fash Fashion? Zara Zara stores reopen as MAAG in Russia
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:56:54 JST ArtBear
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Maybe #geopolitics could be simpler?
#Ukraine #Russia #RussiaCoup #RussiaInvadingItself #Meme #politics
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1. Will Smith, hands spread to emphasise text: Or Russia could just go home
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:56:54 JST ArtBear
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With Adidas apparently doing shady deals to reopen in Russia...
Here are 3 rebrand suggestions.
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1. 3 different fascist takes on the Adidas logo
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:56:53 JST ArtBear
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Maybe today is a great day for everyone from the Fedi to advertise different #Fediverse servers on #Twitter??? 😉 😂 🥳
#RIPTwitter #RateLimitExceeded #Elon #Musk #TwitterMigration
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1. Twitter has 1 node. Elon Musk is in charge of it. Centralised. Decentralised Fediverse has 22,851 nodes serving millions of users, all talking freely together. Fedi can't be bought out, sold off, or screwed up. Arsehole resistant, by design. Better social https://calckey.world/
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:56:52 JST ArtBear
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The vibe on the birdsite.
#RIPTwitter #RateLimitExceeded #Elon #Musk #TwitterMigration
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1. A ladybird book cover of learnabout garages from the 50s. A teen boy has the hood of a car lifted and points at the engine where the word Twitter has been added. The book title has been replaced with 'It's totally fucking fucked mate, big time'
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:56:51 JST ArtBear
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It's important to plan ahead.
#Meme #Funny #Silly #Cats
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1. A cat looking comatose on it's back. Titled: My goal this week is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:56:51 JST ArtBear
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In a historic first, racist muppetshow Britain First manage to get their first thing right, by misspelling it.
Immigrants are not illegal.
#meme #uk #immigration #politics #UKPol #UK
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1. Britain First racist muppets holding up a misspelt banner saying: Deport ilegal imigrants
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