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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 01:57:27 JST ArtBear
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And they have a showroom.
#DesignFail #Meme #Funny
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1. Reads as Ass Toys, with some sort of weird tubing thing The intended design was Cass Toys. It's a vintage label for an old brand and innocent mistake.
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 01:57:27 JST ArtBear
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Full service?
#DesignFail #Meme #Funny
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1. Clinica Dental San Marcelino The logo has 2 people engaged in.... a good hard, dentistry session.
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 01:57:26 JST ArtBear
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Thought my opinion couldn't be further lowered of shit-stirring, climate denying, russian roubles infested, covidiot, quackAnon, queer-bashing, misogyny & racism Neanderthal muck spreading fake news channel, kkKGBnews.
Yet as #UK covid enquiry hears how Blojo saw killing the vulnerable, immuno-compromised & (his voters) elderly as best option during his premiership, the worst UK "News" channel offers presenting job to lying sack of shite,
#Boris
corruption & negligence deathtoll
#Johnson.
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1. KGBNews, a russian oligarch invested conspiracy nut, war on woke & troll farm masquerading as a UK TV news channel.
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 01:57:25 JST ArtBear
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Carlin. Hicks.
We miss them.
#Comedy #Funny
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1. “Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man...living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want, you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money."
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 01:57:24 JST ArtBear
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Calling conservative politicians rats is unfair on rats.
#Funny #meme #politics
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1. A picture of a rat operating the lever mechanisms to releasing a fellow rat from a tight cage. "In a simple experiment, researchers at the University of Chicago sought to find out whether a rat would release a fellow rat from an unpleasantly restrictive cage if it could. The answer was yes. The free rat, occasionally hearing distress calls from its compatriot, learned to open the cage and did so with greater efficiency over time. It would release the other animal even if there wasn't the payoff of a reunion with it. Astonishingly, if given access to a small hoard of chacolate chips, the free rat would usually save at least one treat for the captive — which is a lot to expect of a rat. The researchers came to the unavoidable conclusion that what they were seeing was empathy — and apparently selfless behavior driven by that mental state." A New Model of Empathy: The Rat -by David Brown, Washington Post
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:19 JST ArtBear

Sound advice.
#meme #media #politics
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1. Don't Believe Everything Billionaires Tell You Set out in the typefaces of major newspapers.
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:18 JST ArtBear
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Just re-registering my official non-compliance with any BS in 2023.
#meme #funny #2023
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1. Above, wooden sign saying NO - pets cooking bicycles Below a dachshund in a chef outfit cooking a miniature bicycle in a frying pan. Dog is looking to camera with speech bubble "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me"
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:18 JST ArtBear
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I approve this message.
#meme #funny #ADHD #NeuroDiverse
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1. I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels, and they're at a rave.
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:16 JST ArtBear
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UK's racists. Explained.
#meme #funny #politics #UK #GB #UKPolitics
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1. A purple and yellow poster reading: Totally failed at life? Then why not blame a foreigner. It's so much easier than taking responsibility for you own poor choices. An arrow points to 2male & 2female doctors who are not Caucasian. An inset pound symbol is combined with the initials BNP.
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:15 JST ArtBear
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USA's racists. Explained.
#meme #funny #politics #USA #America #USPolitics
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1. A red and yellow poster reading: Totally failed at life? Then why not blame a minority. It's so much easier than taking responsibility for you own poor choices. An arrow points to 2male & 2female doctors who are not Caucasian.
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:14 JST ArtBear
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You know that phrase:
"On the edge of your seat"
#fun #silly #humour
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1. A carved stone pillar has a figure sitting atop a sharp wedge. Uncomfortable looking!
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:13 JST ArtBear
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I don't accept this!
#fun #silly #humour #meme #StarWars
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1. A casually dressed older bearded Harrison Ford sits next to a large breed dog. The caption reads: "When the drugs wear off and you realize you're not a space smuggler travelling across the universe with a Wookie."
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:13 JST ArtBear
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How news & current affairs programs book guests now.
#meme #funny #politics #news #currentAffairs #media
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1. 2 pronouncements from a cartoon newsreader: "Next up we will discuss the topic with someone whose job is to be a well researched and respected expert in the area" "And in the interest of balance we will also talk to an idiot"
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:12 JST ArtBear
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The condensed guide to #religion?
#fun #silly #humour #meme
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1. Conversation between 2 generic side profiles of faces. A: My religion says I can't do that. B: Okay. A: My religion says you can't do that. b: Fuck Off.
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:11 JST ArtBear
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Explaining stuff on the internet can be exhausting...
#fun #silly #humour #meme #social #socialMedia #internet
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1. A cartoon about: The BS Asymmetry Principle The amount of energy needed to refute BS is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it. Man: "Wait I bet the moon's made of cheese" Woman: "Well spectrographic analysis & orbit calulations suggest not. Plus we built a rocket, took people there and they couldn't eat it" Man: ".... hm yeah... i'm still thinking cheese...." Woman: *facepalm*
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:09 JST ArtBear
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Have Boris' comeback plans perished?
#meme #funny #politics #UK #GB #UKPolitics
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1. A headstone engraved: Here lies Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson No change there then
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:09 JST ArtBear
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Anyone found this shop yet?
#fun #silly #humour #meme
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1. Two mannequins dressed casually & fallen over really awkwardly in a shop front window. Caption reads. "Finally, some clothes for drunk people."
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:08 JST ArtBear
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Amazing money saving trick revealed!
"Vote for whoever beats your local Tory candidate."
#UK #UKPolitics #GB #Meme #Politics #Energy #CostOfLiving
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1. Average energy prices after 13 years of Tories looting the UK £2,585 - UK =€2,910 €650 - France €650 - Belgium €620 - Spain €558 - Germany €558 - Denmark €546 - Holland €545 - Austria €543 - Norway €476 - Finland
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:07 JST ArtBear
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Studies show:
#fun #silly #humour #meme
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1. The clitoris has around 8000 nerve endings and it's still not as sensitive as a conservative man on the internet.
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ArtBear (artbear@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:57:06 JST ArtBear
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The lies they tell to get power.
vs.
What they do with that power.
#UK #UKPolitics #GB #Meme #Politics #NHS #Healthcare #Conservative
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1. The vote leave red bus is on fire. Written on it's side are deliberate lies about funding the NHS, lies about EU costing money, and lies about taking back control. Passing the bus is a funeral hearse. It's taking away a coffin emblazoned NHS for burial.
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