Notices by King of Red Lions (kingofredlions@mastodon.social)

@killyourfm
A lot of people get Garmin watches for fitness and health tracking reasons, in addition to the long battery stamina. However you should know that it is widely suspected that they accomplish this by draining your life force for power! It's the only reasonable way to explain why they seemingly never have to be charged... 🕵️♂️

@bagder To give them a full refund ?

@Gargron
Are you saying the "revolutionary artificial intelligence technology" in this toothbrush is just marketing? That there isn't an Nvidia GPU inside analyzing my teeth in realtime? https://oralb.com/en-us/products/electric-toothbrushes/genius-x-limited-electronic-toothbrush-white/