Notices by Woofers (woofers@universeodon.com)

@georgetakei now hold on just a minute...

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Are the numbers the relative level of ranchiness?

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That's taking "blame the parents" a bit too far.

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It's better than *ding* *ding* "And now for Round 2!"

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Fixing the first two might help with the third...

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I'd put new Band-Aids in the tin - it's classic.

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"Your safety hinges on installing this label correctly,"

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@georgetakei It's about time we put the "male" in Maleficent.

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@georgetakei The hood would also make a great air sickness bag.

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@georgetakei I would just lift it up and push it gently over the top of their seat.

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@georgetakei That takes me back to my time reading Madeleine L'Engle's "A Wind in the Door"

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Both ends of the spaghetti noodle should be out, for a "lady and the tramp" moment. Or two ladies. Or two tramps. 🌈

#useyournoodle #woof

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I use the app to play songs based on people's conversations and then watch them freak out.

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@georgetakei Danger heightens the senses.

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@georgetakei And why can't Netflix tell me that I've watched a movie before? After a while, they all blur together. Sometimes it takes 30 minutes to realize I've already seen it.

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@georgetakei whatever happened to basic human decency?