The crunch.
Notices by Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social), page 2
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Sep-2024 05:09:58 JST Chris Hallbeck -
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Sep-2024 05:09:36 JST Chris Hallbeck My brain: Lets calculate the per ounce cost of these 2 different brands of plant fertilizer to see which one is a better deal.
Also my brain: Lets try to climb an extra invisible step after we reach the top of this flight of stairs.
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Sep-2024 05:08:55 JST Chris Hallbeck Life is like a wonderful restaurant dinner with family and friends and as you leave you pop a free mint in your mouth and it's HOT CINNAMON WHY
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Sep-2024 05:08:44 JST Chris Hallbeck My youngest wanted to practice some addition but I accidentally got out the subtraction flash cards. I thought he would be upset with me but he was pretty nonplussed.
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Sep-2024 05:08:37 JST Chris Hallbeck Meet cute.
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Sep-2024 00:33:23 JST Chris Hallbeck The soft-serve ice cream machine is my favorite kind of 3D printer.
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Sep-2024 06:28:06 JST Chris Hallbeck One year anniversary.
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 22-Sep-2024 04:13:39 JST Chris Hallbeck The grudge.
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 15-Sep-2024 22:42:18 JST Chris Hallbeck Local woman loses faith in the chronological sequence of events. She can’t believe what happens next.
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 15-Sep-2024 09:55:51 JST Chris Hallbeck Betrayal.
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 09-Sep-2024 05:51:50 JST Chris Hallbeck “I wish air had more of a crunch to it.” - Inventor of rice cakes.
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 02-Sep-2024 08:51:01 JST Chris Hallbeck If you are having the same nightmare every night it’s time to replace your memory foam mattress.
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 01-Sep-2024 03:31:55 JST Chris Hallbeck Me: I feel weird.
My wife: What’s wrong?
Me: *I rub my shoulder blades against the tree trunk*
My wife: You’re right, that is weird.
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 26-Aug-2024 02:37:31 JST Chris Hallbeck This package of bacon says it's
"naturally hardwood smoked" as if they just happened across a bunch of pigs next to a forest fire. -
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 00:28:56 JST Chris Hallbeck A nice thing about google maps satellite view is my flying dreams are much more accurate than when I was a kid.
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 01:05:51 JST Chris Hallbeck When I was a kid I would dream about finding secret rooms of magic & treasure. Now I dream of empty rooms where I can store my stuff.
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2024 11:09:40 JST Chris Hallbeck Just how it works. #funny #comics #webcomics
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2024 05:15:09 JST Chris Hallbeck Me: Well son, I think it’s time we had the talk.
*I insert the vocabulary chip into my roomba*
My son: I like to eat dirt! -
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2024 01:18:55 JST Chris Hallbeck My children think I’m a master detective at finding their lost toys when my technique is just entering the room they insist has been thoroughly searched and looking at the floor.
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 16-Aug-2024 06:58:00 JST Chris Hallbeck I was doing an activity with my youngest and then told him I had to go back to work. As I walked over to my laptop he said “Okay, go touch your letters daddy.” which is such an amazing burn.