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[a parent is talking on the phone while their child cry’s in the background] Parent: Hi, my son just came running home crying because you swore at him. Phone: Oh goodness, I did? Parent: He told me you said "Go home to your own damn house!" Phone: Yes, I did say that. Parent: Well please don't say damn in front of my child again! Phone: Oh, my mistake. Dam isn't a bad word in this house. My apologies. [The voice on the phone is revealed to be a beaver] Beaver: Humans are so peculiar.