Notices by HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦 (lkundrak@metalhead.club), page 3

@q66 i think DB is actually good!
route scheduling and ticket purchase is easy. the stations are nice, well maintained, clean, everybody is polite and helpful. the only thing that might need improving is that the trains don't go

@q66 is it a rpm package

@q66 well at least it boots

Q: what is the command prompt when MS-DOS finishes booting off a floppy?
A:

@pony @piggo @hj @evamik
optimist: gin bottle is half full
pessimist: gin bottle is half empty
pony: gin bottle is empty. is that bad?

@neil the front page logo is an extremely high resolution uncompressed pixmap at 1982 x 3959 pixels

@ljs @pony i think the real problem with #prague is not enough places and institutions named after the most influential praguer, franz kafka

@ljs @oleksandr @pony i've recently seen a document about royal mail's computerized address recognition system, and it was pretty mind blowing
like it could recognize the absolute horror of a handwriting, and the very few that can't be recognized automatically are fed back to system for training
it was a few years old, and perhaps now better and perhaps the norm nowadays, i have no idea. but it was incredible

@ljs @oleksandr @pony miscarriage of justice?
thought it was just plain old bullying

@ljs @oleksandr @pony haha, yes
i sent a postcard to india recently and i swear to god the address was AF_INET6

@pony @oleksandr @ljs 100 years is too little time to fix the austrian empire

@ljs @oleksandr @pony our post lady sometimes calls, most of the time just yells at me :(

@piggo @pony gentlemen, they're calling it gay so that it sells well on fediverse
don't fall for it please
unless it's too late, right

LANG=cs_CZ shitpost

@neil witnessed this conversation at the grocery store some time ago:
- ID please, since you're buying booze
- I take it as a compliment if you think I look that young
- A computer program running on the counter chose you randomly

@blinry @piko thank you
i can now finally throw away the fucking computer

@thomasfuchs this is a particularly lovely card specifically because its shape communicates hate for all things 16-bit, especially the isa slots