Notices by Crocodile Slattern (tobyleaf@mastodon.social)

@Klaxun i about to Google alternatives to Google, now I'm stuck!

@BethanyBlack ugh, my sympathies!

@BethanyBlack it's part of my job to get people to sign forms and send them back over email and I properly winced when I saw this

@BethanyBlack someone else who writes pie on their pie! I always assumed it was only me

@BethanyBlack I think the rabid dogs are mostly still on Twitter but it pays to be careful

@BethanyBlack this is leading me to develop a theory about the awful rough pot holed road near me which is the road to access a private dentist and a private primary school. When I go there I always think surely they can afford to fix it. New theory, rich people are shit at roads and just replace their cars more often instead.

@BethanyBlack I expect it comes from their superiority complex. People often take me seriously when I make jokes or set people up for jokes

@BethanyBlack oh that's good they've found what it is! I felt awful before my asthma diagnosis and treatment helped massively