Notices by The Mïghty Kräcken (klaxun@mastodon.social)

Motherfuckers. What do think I'm looking at?

I know a lot of people have said it already, but I'm saying it too. CBS/Paramount are never getting another thin dime from me after cancelling Colbert.

Never.

Salem attorney slapped with record fine after citing case law hallucinated by AI - Salem Reporter https://www.salemreporter.com/2026/03/25/salem-attorney-slapped-with-record-fine-after-citing-case-law-hallucinated-by-ai/

My band, Years For Months, has been working for ages on our new album, and you can now pre-save the first single from the release, The District, with this link.

https://ditto.fm/the_district

Where were you packaged?

Grunge comes back to Portland – from Texas • Oregon ArtsWatch
https://www.orartswatch.org/grunge-comes-back-to-portland-from-texas/

Listening to a book on mindfulness at 1.5x speed while I post this.

We don't need the Epstein Files. All we have to do is believe the stories of the many victims. Also, there's this stuff from his bank.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/30/business/jpmorgan-jeffrey-epstein.html?unlocked_article_code=1.xk8.ZXoO.7h0BeohT04IK&smid=url-share

“Trump is canceling an annual government survey that measures hunger in America, rather than allow it to show hunger increasing under his tenure,”
https://apnews.com/article/trump-ending-america-hunger-report-snap-cuts-750f90757f50ab2d8bc97dfca5a917dd

@jeffmcneill @dangillmor The fact that this came down from the FCC makes this a pretty solid breach of the First Amendment.

This tragic shooting today at Evergreen High School should be on everyone's mind as the right loses it's mind over the other shooting that happened today.

https://www.denverpost.com/2025/09/10/evergreen-high-school-shooting/

In the past, I've gone months without hearing what a president is up to.

This guy goes radio silent for four days, and everyone's first thought is, "He must be dead."

Jesus Fucking Christ. It's 85 degrees at 10:00 at night. In Oregon.

This is not normal.

How many January 6 rioters were arrested while storming the capital? As far as I could find online, only six were arrested on the day.
But somehow, police were able to arrest 60 veterans for sitting on the steps of the capital yesterday.
https://wjla.com/news/local/several-detained-capitol-hill-veteran-protest-military-army-anti-ice-supreme-court-money-parades-people-immigration-customs-police-protest-rally-arrest-detained

25 people, fighting for YOUR right to healthcare, were arrested while protesting GOP proposed cuts to Medicaid

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/05/25-arrested-republican-medicaid-insurance-cuts/

Weiner dogs have to be careful with time travel. If they go back in time and meet themselves, it would create a pair of dachshunds

You can't spell Mastodon without "tod" and, while I have no idea what that means, I think it's pretty neat.

Thanks, Tod!

@az I prefer Dr. Nurse, but yours is probably more righter than mine.

I'm at a graduation for a friend, and someone here just got a doctorate in Nursing.

What do you call them now??

We wanted Data, but we got shitty AI instead