Notices by The Mïghty Kräcken (klaxun@mastodon.social)

@Colman @fortyseven @jwz
But we can post images on Mastodon ...

Progressive is sending me letters like an ex.

"We miss you, Baby. Remember when you used to send us cash? We would raise your prices even though you were a really good driver? We were so good together!"

The scenery is beautiful from the peak of Mount Stupid, but every time I take in the view, I fall down the mountain.

What's on your easel? This oil painting was the product of almost three hours effort, not including the time it took to take the source photo and agonize over what color the sky is. (It's Cadet Grey)

What's on your easel?
This painting, titled "Minto Brown" is a plein air oil on wood panel with plaster undercoat. It is currently for sale for $100 at Salem on the Edge gallery in Salem, Oregon.

What's on your easel?
Today, I'm wrestling with fog.

@HistoPol I'm speechless at the comparison

I have years worth of art to put up on my new account. I'm not going to do it all at once. I started at 1992 and I'm up to 2009.

I'm on Instagram as @kelly_taylor_artist

If you're into that sort of thing.
https://www.instagram.com/kelly_taylor_artist

Oklahoma is very concerned with religious liberty and patriotism. I wonder which religion they are most concerned with?
Will a Muslim girl's right to pray in school be protected with the same vigor as an evangelical boy's right to deny evolution?

https://www.kswo.com/2024/11/12/ryan-walters-establishes-office-religious-liberty-patriotism-within-osde/

I painted this self-portrait today.

I was under the impression that Bluesky was the hot new thing, and Mastodon was dead in its tracks, so I googled the user numbers of both. Turns out Bluesky has 14 million, and Mastodon has 10 million. That's not the vast difference I was expecting to see. I don't think it's time to write off Mastodon just yet.

@sand
That's a great way to end a conversation. Just walk away revealing the cheeks.

I drink it religiously

Well, the US has reelected Trump, "Like a dog returns to his vomit ..."

@feld @jami
Why not invest in solar and wind instead? Those things carry much lower risk.

Now, because of Google's no-opt-out policy on AI searches, every search uses ten times more power than they used to. Want to find out what movie Danny DeVito did with Arnold Schwarzenegger? Now, you have to weigh your curiosity against the health of the planet.
Don't Google that! It was Twins! Jeez, didn't you read the start of this post?

@artemis I used a lot of unusual words when I was a child because I read a lot of books. Basically, I spoke like a dead author.

@jimbush I would like to propose the hypothesis that the reason there was so much good music in the 80's is that musicians used to get paid pretty well for putting out good music.

Oh boy